What the fuck is wrong with Hinge in London

Holy shit people what the fuck is wrong with Hinge in London?

I usually use Tinder to source thots but I've grown tired of non-targets so I've tried Hinge. Why the fuck are all the girls on this app ugly as sin? Age range set to 18-25: fatties, tattooed weirdos and future cat ladies everywhere. I'm literally swiping left on everyone. The fact that they have the opportunity to expose their retarded personality doesn't help.

Is Hinge the app where the girls who can't compete on Tinder go? It's like Hinge's algorithm doesn't work based on looks or something.

 

The problem is that the people I see are definitely not similar to me in any quantifiable way

 

Pics of you fishing and wearing slacks - sperry - vineyard vines might make you an 8 in your homestate but apparently a 3 in London

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/hingeapp/comments/ecl09a/how_does_hinge_decide…

Holy shit I'm not the only one

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The level of butt ugly on Hinge is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

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Seems to come in waves for me. When I first started using Hinge, every person was like, comically unattractive. Got better over time. Now, it's more of a mix of attractive/unattractive. Mostly unattractive, which makes sense...there are more unattractive single people.

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dude this app is bullshit I'm a 7-8/10 and they're giving me shrek and his friends

I'M OUT

 

Just from my experience, the ‘best’ girls do not use dating apps on a regular basis. They might have a dating app but rarely open it because they just get an insane amount of message on it, and then we are not even talking about all the dm’s they receive on IG.

 

That's true brother but London is a place where people don't go outside of their social circle

 

That's true. I catch all the best girls, so you all are left with the sloppy seconds.

(Note: If you notice any best girls that I forgot to catch, contact me immediately. $1000 bounty for every confirmed best girl not in my possession. I am going to catch them all.)

 
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In a perfect world the efficient dating market hypothesis would play out and you would find your equal.

The issue is that the market is no longer efficient, dating apps like tinder & hinge have created a situation where the supply of eligible men greatly exceeds the supply of attractive women and continues to grow. Dudes continue to swipe right on 99% of girls across the spectrum, whilst girls grow more and more selective and gain false confidence, simps continue to simp and the more they fail the more they target less attractive women.

Assuming you’re a prime stallion with beefy legs and an ivy league education, the market (as represented by Hinge’s algo) now matches you with a solid 6/10 girl name Wendy who works part-time as an admin assistant and enjoys binge watching The Real Housewives in her free time. This represents the new norm of dating apps.

I heard the bar / club market is still quite efficient though.  

 

Bars and clubs in my area never fully recovered from COVID. The girls there are usually trashy/garbage/unclassy you name it. 

Try "The League" or "Coffee Meets Bagel". It's not endless swiping, and users have to actually put some effort into it. Not so much for hooking up, but finding something potentially serious. 

Do you think you could just be ugly?

 

Honestly think social media have badly damaged the perception women have of their dating prospects. Yes, a guy who's a 9, might fuck a 6 if he's really horny and has no alternatives in that very moment. He's still not dating her. Women want only equal or better.

The overwhelming amount of women in dating apps vastly overstate their chances, turning down rough equals and feel entitled to men who are way out of their league, if real at all.

I don't use apps but if I really wanted to apply the same metric, then yeah:

-max 26 yo, otherwise you are basically equivalent of a genetic defect because I want to have kids and you already lost 50% of your eggs

-min height 165 cm, max 178, otherwise too short or too tall, again bad genes.

-perfectly fit, no exceptions whatsoever. Hit the gym or you are lazy and not worth talking to.

-if naturally flat chested, die in a fire.

Those are minimum req.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

Is this a real comment? Are you serious? 

Some fucking weirdos on this site man. How on earth do you equate that woman to being curvaceous? 

 

I've actually run into this girl twice.  Saw her swimming at the beach once and a fucking helicopter radioed down for landing instructions.  Other time was at the gym - she stepped on the scale and it read "one at a time please."  She does know her worth, though - and if she's worth her weight in gold, she could afford to stock up her fridge for a couple weeks.

 

Did you just create an account? When I created a new account on Hinge, the first 3 weeks were literal 0 or .5/10s and I was in Denver. I have never, ever, ever seen people as unattractive as I saw on that app as I saw one after the other. Not even being a dick, these people were uglier than anything I've even seen just walking around NYC

It got better after about a month of swiping though, fresh accounts have low ELO rating. 

 

Yeah I'm a first time user. Don't really want to swipe left on literal 0/10 one whole month, I'll just go on Bumble..

 

I had the same impression at first, but my matches improved overnight once I uploaded high resolution photos that were buried in my Dropbox from vacations / parties. Besides looks, I'm seeing more profiles of women with jobs and degrees that match closer to mine. Not sure what the algo picked up on, but now about ~10% of girls in my feed seem great on paper instead of ~1%... Makes it much easier to use the app also since I now spend ~10 minutes on it instead of ~40. 

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 I meet maidens in London at modelling events (I'm a signed model), the quality of those quims are unreal, with the caveat that those witches have no self confidence, as the modelling industry constantly besieges their self image. Granted, the lassies at these functions were not educated at Oxbridge or even redbricks, but if you are not striving for an intellectual equal, their bodies are sufficient for reproduction.

By the way, the broads that come within sight on Hinge are stunning with eyes of radiant corroded copper, hair of moonspun silk and skin like the ivory sands of the Aegyptus.

 

I think Hinge is incredible. Met a lot of hot women on there. I have noticed they are trying to monetize the app more. For example, they included a "super selection" where the app will show you a group of girls that you can only match with once a week, unless you buy a rose. The girls in this selection are usually stunning, which is a testament to how good the algorithm is.

I think Tinder is awful. After 2017 it became impossible to get matches. I would match with a girl 7-8 months later lol On hinge, I would match with the same girl within minutes of swiping. This has happened many times.

 

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