What the fuck is wrong with Hinge in London
Holy shit people what the fuck is wrong with Hinge in London?
I usually use Tinder to source thots but I've grown tired of non-targets so I've tried Hinge. Why the fuck are all the girls on this app ugly as sin? Age range set to 18-25: fatties, tattooed weirdos and future cat ladies everywhere. I'm literally swiping left on everyone. The fact that they have the opportunity to expose their retarded personality doesn't help.
Is Hinge the app where the girls who can't compete on Tinder go? It's like Hinge's algorithm doesn't work based on looks or something.
The algorithm is made to make you match with similar people to you - not sure how the algorithm works but I assume that you get a score and the higher it is the more you see “desirable” people on the app.
The problem is that the people I see are definitely not similar to me in any quantifiable way
Maybe you think you are hot but the algorithm thinks you are a 3/10. I have no issues, most girls I see are 7+, educated at a good uni with a decent job...
Pics of you fishing and wearing slacks - sperry - vineyard vines might make you an 8 in your homestate but apparently a 3 in London
https://www.reddit.com/r/hingeapp/comments/ecl09a/how_does_hinge_decide…
Holy shit I'm not the only one
I'M OUT
Just from my experience, the ‘best’ girls do not use dating apps on a regular basis. They might have a dating app but rarely open it because they just get an insane amount of message on it, and then we are not even talking about all the dm’s they receive on IG.
That's true brother but London is a place where people don't go outside of their social circle
That's true. I catch all the best girls, so you all are left with the sloppy seconds.
(Note: If you notice any best girls that I forgot to catch, contact me immediately. $1000 bounty for every confirmed best girl not in my possession. I am going to catch them all.)
The problem is not Hinge but that you are in London.
In a perfect world the efficient dating market hypothesis would play out and you would find your equal.
The issue is that the market is no longer efficient, dating apps like tinder & hinge have created a situation where the supply of eligible men greatly exceeds the supply of attractive women and continues to grow. Dudes continue to swipe right on 99% of girls across the spectrum, whilst girls grow more and more selective and gain false confidence, simps continue to simp and the more they fail the more they target less attractive women.
Assuming you’re a prime stallion with beefy legs and an ivy league education, the market (as represented by Hinge’s algo) now matches you with a solid 6/10 girl name Wendy who works part-time as an admin assistant and enjoys binge watching The Real Housewives in her free time. This represents the new norm of dating apps.
I heard the bar / club market is still quite efficient though.
Alright I'm gonna dabble in club/bar arbitrage
if you talk like that in real life / use that sort of language on your profiles maybe that's why you're not getting copious amounts of women who would be interested in you, a kid who is barely out of school and working as an intern.
Bars and clubs in my area never fully recovered from COVID. The girls there are usually trashy/garbage/unclassy you name it.
Try "The League" or "Coffee Meets Bagel". It's not endless swiping, and users have to actually put some effort into it. Not so much for hooking up, but finding something potentially serious.
Do you think you could just be ugly?
Ah, the infamous 10/10 in Bongland.
Not as bad as the counterpart in the US...
I'll only call her my lady if she's over 180
This is common in the US... many here would consider that a "healthy" weight.
Honestly think social media have badly damaged the perception women have of their dating prospects. Yes, a guy who's a 9, might fuck a 6 if he's really horny and has no alternatives in that very moment. He's still not dating her. Women want only equal or better.
The overwhelming amount of women in dating apps vastly overstate their chances, turning down rough equals and feel entitled to men who are way out of their league, if real at all.
I don't use apps but if I really wanted to apply the same metric, then yeah:
-max 26 yo, otherwise you are basically equivalent of a genetic defect because I want to have kids and you already lost 50% of your eggs
-min height 165 cm, max 178, otherwise too short or too tall, again bad genes.
-perfectly fit, no exceptions whatsoever. Hit the gym or you are lazy and not worth talking to.
-if naturally flat chested, die in a fire.
Those are minimum req.
isn't this exactly the type of big booty babe that african americans like? or is that a stereotype? genuine question.
surprised she doesnt have BLM on her profile.
Fat and hypocrite are big liberal markers tbh
Is this a real comment? Are you serious?
Some fucking weirdos on this site man. How on earth do you equate that woman to being curvaceous?
No... come on man with these stereotypes. Although some dudes are down bad and would not pass up an opportunity like that heffa
You've got to be taking the piss. "Big booty babe". Are we looking at the same picture?
Also this post seems to imply that white men can't like ass too.
Of course it's a fucking stereotype you dingleberry.
Did you even spare one critical thought before writing this dumbass question?
I've actually run into this girl twice. Saw her swimming at the beach once and a fucking helicopter radioed down for landing instructions. Other time was at the gym - she stepped on the scale and it read "one at a time please." She does know her worth, though - and if she's worth her weight in gold, she could afford to stock up her fridge for a couple weeks.
the apps are useless
I've got the complete opposite impression lad
Did you just create an account? When I created a new account on Hinge, the first 3 weeks were literal 0 or .5/10s and I was in Denver. I have never, ever, ever seen people as unattractive as I saw on that app as I saw one after the other. Not even being a dick, these people were uglier than anything I've even seen just walking around NYC.
It got better after about a month of swiping though, fresh accounts have low ELO rating.
Yeah I'm a first time user. Don't really want to swipe left on literal 0/10 one whole month, I'll just go on Bumble..
I had the same impression at first, but my matches improved overnight once I uploaded high resolution photos that were buried in my Dropbox from vacations / parties. Besides looks, I'm seeing more profiles of women with jobs and degrees that match closer to mine. Not sure what the algo picked up on, but now about ~10% of girls in my feed seem great on paper instead of ~1%... Makes it much easier to use the app also since I now spend ~10 minutes on it instead of ~40.
Your profile probably just sucks. Be more clever with the prompts and put up better pictures and it should help. But probably delete your current account and start a new one
I meet maidens in London at modelling events (I'm a signed model), the quality of those quims are unreal, with the caveat that those witches have no self confidence, as the modelling industry constantly besieges their self image. Granted, the lassies at these functions were not educated at Oxbridge or even redbricks, but if you are not striving for an intellectual equal, their bodies are sufficient for reproduction.
By the way, the broads that come within sight on Hinge are stunning with eyes of radiant corroded copper, hair of moonspun silk and skin like the ivory sands of the Aegyptus.
nah ive been getting straight worldies on hinge and grenades on tinder. im supposed to be taking at least 6 girls out on Thursday. and I dont tolerate under 7/10's.
Time to try Grindr in London.
Brits may be the ugliest people on the planet, on average. Pasty, fucked up teeth, skinny fat (males) or fat fat (females) and the distinct look of fetal alcohol syndrome.
lmao
Yeah it's shit. Use bumble. Way better girls.
I think Hinge is incredible. Met a lot of hot women on there. I have noticed they are trying to monetize the app more. For example, they included a "super selection" where the app will show you a group of girls that you can only match with once a week, unless you buy a rose. The girls in this selection are usually stunning, which is a testament to how good the algorithm is.
I think Tinder is awful. After 2017 it became impossible to get matches. I would match with a girl 7-8 months later lol On hinge, I would match with the same girl within minutes of swiping. This has happened many times.
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