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I am a tomato because I am not a vegetable, I am the fruits of your success.  

I am a ghost pepper because I burn with a passion for finance. 

I am a pea because I work better in a pod (team) than as an individual. 

If you are going the multitasking route corn would probably be a good option. Corn flakes, ethanol, corn meal, corn on the cob, corn mazes, and animal feed. 

 

Eggplant 🍆 because I love Italian food 😉

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Dragon carrot 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

You made that up

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Ok no you didn't but wtf is with that name. It just looks like a cross between a carrot and a yam, I was expecting some crazy shapes or colors or something.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

PrivateTechquity 🚀GME🚀

Ok no you didn't but wtf is with that name.

haha yeah the name is awesome

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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