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How boring and devoid of any meaning is your life that this is what you think of? 

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CharlesCheese

Shut up.  You have 1,100 pages of comments.  How boring and devoid of any meaning is your life? or my life? or anyone spending any of their time posting in an anonymous finance forum?  

Calm down, Chuckie 

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

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Hello Wall Street, It’s Yours Truly. If you don’t see it here, I didn’t say it. Former Buffalo Bills Tailback / 1973 NFL MVP / 1968 Heisman Trophy Winner / 5x All Pro
 

On my phone picture of stained glass from a church of St. Michael the Archangel. I’ve had this as my background since 2010.

On my computer the Legion background. Came with the computer. Lenovo.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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a church of St. Michael the Archangel

which one is that?

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 
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a church of St. Michael the Archangel

which one is that?

I don’t remember which church it is from.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I have a folder that randomizes and changes it every few min, mostly older European cities and architecture

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Sometimes I'll let Win11 do it's cycling.  Other times I'll just force the Windows XP meadow.  I know a guy who has the Windows XP sounds as the startup/shut-down sounds on his Tesla. Locking is also a Monty Python "Nee"

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

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