What's going on at JPM?

Reading more and more BBG articles regarding JPM's internal chat system.

This article about Kolanovic is hilarious, I remember his antics in early Sept regarding the election. Really putting himself out there if Biden wins... 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-11-0…

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I mean he's not wrong . . .

"Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true. But many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly—and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence." - Thomas Sowell
 

He sounds like an assclown. 

"Lol. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's the opposite, bro," is hardly intelligent analysis or a professional way to carry yourself. 

Company-wide chats are never a good idea. 

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