What's on your mind?

In the words of our great privy King, Mark Fuckerberg, "What's on your mind?" 

I'm thinking about bananas (real ones), the upcoming election, Amy Coney (MILF fantasies), and the Patek Nautilus (My next "weird flex"), did I mention Amy Coney already? Ugh! 

"What's on your mind?" 

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This comment is hilarious but I agree with @Rush2112 above

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

URGENT - Maria Elvira Salazar, newly elected congresswoman in Florida

we have a winner

just trying to live like Hunter S Thompson
 

Is there a new one up or are you referring to the initial one Rogan hosted after Alex Jones' podcast got banned? Gotta be patient with Alex Jones btw, so much shit runs through that man's head, you can tell by the intensity in his eyes. 

 

But the standards are literally on the floor. First she has to be older. Then she has to be in public service. That’s such a small pool and they’re all so ugly. It’s like when they say IU Kelley is a top 10 undergrad business school. 10th in a 15 horse race.

 

tulsi

palin

kamala

ivanka

melania

and just throwing this out there, I'd motorboat the fuck out of pelosi

just trying to live like Hunter S Thompson
 

Stay in school my young lad. Analyst stint is world war II apeshit trenches. Finish MBA, come in as Associate for world war III apeshit

 

Thinking about how nice it will be once Joe claps that ass next week and I don't have to hear about fucking politics 24/7 for the next few years.

Really worried about the case spikes and new lockdowns in the EU. Hoping the midwest can pull through and corona doesn't become a complete shit show late fall + winter.

Might grab a couple adult beverages this evening who knows.... 

 

This one problem I’m trying to solve at work. It’s a weird one, so that’s top of mind at the moment. Worried about the election but try not to think of the potential dystopian worst case scenario. I’m moving to Century City so that’s also on my mind. I got an AKM and looking to order Zenit rails from Russia for it, refresh the page every night to see when they’ll get the B-30U in black in stock. They just restocked the B-33 ones so I’m hopeful.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

I have a Smith & Wesson M&P, although Glocks are very nice. First gun I ever shot was a Norinco AK (Type 58), then Beretta 92F. I like the ergonomics of the M&P better, plus I have an improved barrel and RMR on it

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

we got into the office recently. its good. it captures the quiet desperation of the american office so nicely. i dont think i could watch it if i still had to work in an office. like how i couldnt watch anything involving prison when i thought i might have to go there myself. but now i like to watch worlds toughest prisons and shit like that

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

If I had to throw politician out there to oogle over, Gretchen Whitmer is pretty darn attractive.  I know that conservative fellas probably can't past her liberalness.  

 

i just found out a liquid cup and a solid cup are not the same thing. that is fucking preposterous.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Curls for the Girls is a thing

i think Squats for the Thots should be a thing

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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