What's the next headline

Let's starting structuring contracts on probabilities of the next "keep the people virtue signaling headline"

I've got the below as possible:

-Biden goes to ER and Kamala becomes president (The black lady is now president etc)

-Some minority gets shot by cops (not unfairly, as in they were gangbanging etc but since they're a minority it's just appalling that they were held accountable)

-The rising need for pets to be able to change gender (I saw the twinkle in rocko's eyes and I knew he wanted to suck a dick etc)

-Jhonny Depp somehow losing the trail and this being a paramount example of how women are just always abused etc

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Black man shoots white country movie concert claiming Black Jesus asked him to do it

Pro-Abortionist ran over with car in Texas Pro-Abortion rally 

Kim Kardashian divorces Pete 

Asian man shot in NYC subway

 

Jhonny isn’t losing the trail

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Republicans Take Over the House in 2022 Midterms, ISIS Plan to Assassinate Bush Backfires and Biden and Kamala are Killed instead, Kevin McCarthy Becomes President.

How's that for a headline

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