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JamesHetfieldI'm still in college, but I can not imagine what what advice a 22-year-old can give an experienced CEO.

This is such a weak argument...I'm "giving advice" in a similar way an IB analyst is "giving advice" on a merger. Maybe I have a few more ideas, but most of it comes from above, and I just execute.

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Y'all know Patrick and Andy are the ones that went out and asked WheninFinance if they could syndicate his content, right?

MM IB -> Corporate Development -> Strategic Finance
 

Why are there so many bitches on this site? Chill the fuck out. No one is forcing you to click on these posts.

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FlakeWhy are there so many bitches on this site? Chill the fuck out. No one is forcing you to click on these posts.

This ^

 

Patrick, I have to be honest - I think these are fucking retarded. When a large percentage of friends seem to put these up or make reference to them all the fucking time, it gets seriously annoying. Even if it is posted at 1AM, I just think that they are not funny. If they are getting posted I definitely don't want to see them on the main page. Just saying is all.

 
FriedsPatrick, I have to be honest - I think these are fucking retarded. When a large percentage of friends seem to put these up or make reference to them all the fucking time, it gets seriously annoying. Even if it is posted at 1AM, I just think that they are not funny. If they are getting posted I definitely don't want to see them on the main page. Just saying is all.

agreed, keep off the front page. or post at 3am, and unpost at 7am or something.

 
FriedsPatrick, I have to be honest - I think these are fucking retarded. When a large percentage of friends seem to put these up or make reference to them all the fucking time, it gets seriously annoying. Even if it is posted at 1AM, I just think that they are not funny. If they are getting posted I definitely don't want to see them on the main page. Just saying is all.

don't click on the link then, you fucking idiot.

regards,

 
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DrizzyDrake
FriedsPatrick, I have to be honest - I think these are fucking retarded. When a large percentage of friends seem to put these up or make reference to them all the fucking time, it gets seriously annoying. Even if it is posted at 1AM, I just think that they are not funny. If they are getting posted I definitely don't want to see them on the main page. Just saying is all.

don't click on the link then, you fucking idiot.

regards,

You missed the point. I don't really care whether people think they are funny or not, nor should I. I simply don't want to see them posted on the front page at 1AM. Actually, I just don't want to see this shit on the front page at all actually. Learn to read you bloody jackanape.

 

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