when the lady at the nail salon grabs you by the back of the neck and kneads your spinal cord...

you start to get lightheaded and tingly and youre thinking to yourself this tiny woman has hands from god and she owns me.

to my delightful surprise, most nail salons in NY give a complementary massage when you get a nail service done. they do this while your nails dry so you're completely helpless and at their mercy. some ladies have gentle hands but some of them will dangle your life between their knuckles. i love them. go visit one for the best 120 second massage ever

or let me know if you love your nail lady's massages too lmao

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