WheninFinance is Giving Away 10 Free Shirts!

Email [email protected] / retweet us (wheninfinance) for the shirts and tell us why you deserve them and cc two of your coworkers on the email. Only stipulation is that we will need you to pose a picture with these shirts if we decide to send them to you. May the best rainmaker win.

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For many people this would involve signing up for a twitter account, disclosing their anonymity, making themselves look like jackasses in front of co-workers and then having their picture taken and probably posted on whatever the fuck wheninfinance is, all for some shitty fucking t-shirt.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

Hey son, sorry if we offended you but why don't you go back to actually managing some analysts instead of reading Wallstreetoasis all day and pretending to be a BSD. From the sound of it, you work at some chopshop like JT Marlin and haven't gotten laid in about 3 years without paying for it using your meal money.

www.wheninfinance.tumblr.com "When in finance, do as your fellow monkeys do"
 

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www.wheninfinance.tumblr.com "When in finance, do as your fellow monkeys do"

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