Where my GME brethren at? All Hail God King Cohen πŸ‘‘

It's been a helluva week and I know there are at least a handful of fellow WSBers who also lurk on WSO. Who else is still holding? Who isn't holding but is open to being convinced into joining our cult? Who just wants to dump on us for buying into one of the most heavily shorted public brick and mortar retailers in existence? Come one, come all.

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Never heard of the guy. What a lame hardo name. Bet he's got paper hands.

 

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