Where TF is FTB!?!?!?!

So every week I take a 30 minute break from work to browse WSO when my bosses are out of the office and I have little or nothing to do. I cherish this time to read the absolute fuckery that Fear the Bulge (FTB) has to say to break up the monotony of the office life, but I've been very disappointed this past month. So, the question stands, where the hell is FTB and who else is let down by his lack of ridiculous posts? Lets get this finance lingo poet back where he belongs - WSO!

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