I got Slytherin and dunno how I feel about that. Everyone knows Gryffindor is for the proper brave, kind and high achieving dons. Malfoy etc were pricks but I dunno maybe this is the house for me.
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I feel like most people in finance (including me) are slytherins through and through. Nothing wrong with that, it is what it is.
Slytherin on those tests. Wouldn't mind being a Ravenclaw either tbh
Gryffindor means you're likely retarded
Hufflepuff is the house of cucks although some redeeming traits there
Ravenclaw based on the cupcakes at my sons birthday party.
>Gryffindor is for the proper brave, kind and high achieving dons
Wasn't Malfoy the chosen one? Slytherin for the win!
Yeah we all know the Slytherins would have grown up to be magic finance bros. No shame in that
Malfoy is quite literally the stereotypical Etonian and we all know those land top spots at KKR et al later in life
Slytherin duh
Hufflepuff. It is what is it.
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