Which MFPE firm has the beautiful women to work with.

Just accepted my ft offer today at a good bank that places well for mfpe on cycle. Knowing that I will not have time to date as I would like to date because of the hours of ib and mfpe. also I go to a super target (think Stanford Harvard Princeton MIT ) and know Ifor certain I will get an mfpe  offer on cycle with the prep over the coming months, I was wondering which firms have the most decently attractive women. Nice eye candy around the office keeps me motivated when I can’t see anything else yk? Gunning for these firms so let me know. 
 

APO (work hard play harder 😉 ) 

BX (plenty of dimes I’ve seen via LinkedIn pfp) 

H&F (plenty of hotties from Dartmouth) 

KKR (lots of baddies too in the fintech team) 

Silverlake (all around studs ngl)

any firms im missing but I really trying to align my self with the best chances of being with the best eye candy at work. Thanks again. Cheers 

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lol what is op’s type. I’m confused how you arrived to that conclusion. 

 

If you look up look at the people from Dartmouth at hf you will find you; answer enough said. 

 

I just went through the H&f profiles of associates & principals and they are all dimes there. So imo op I would gun for H&f as you can really work with some great “eye candy” as you say. 

 

nah, none are dimes. maybe if i see them in person, like one or two, but no they're not dimes. there's one partner that's a dime though. and their headshots look ai too.

 
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H&F has insane talent. If you check out some of the older IR material, you will see the insane figures they consistently pull - and i'm not talking about IRR here

 
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Who knows op might get blow his on cycle processes by looking to much at these eye candy during interviews.  Also if this post makes its rounds around the bank with current analyst. GL none the less op 

 
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