Who has this much time??

Seriously. I login and see some person has thrown monkey shit 79 times on my comments across random topics/threads. Yesterday, it was about 15 times but maybe that person got bored in the middle and stopped early. I'm not saying all of my comments are the most high-quality, but doesn't this seem pretty petty/silly? Has this happened to anyone else?

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4mo 
ConfusedGuru, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I went to town on someone's mom 😞

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4mo 
financeabc, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Actually to throw that much MS in a day, the person would have to be doing it under many accounts. Β It is really too much work to have more than one account. I think you are limited to how much shit you throw in a day.

4mo 
ConfusedGuru, what's your opinion? Comment below:

That's kind of an impressive amount of effort ngl

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4mo 
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:
ConfusedGuru

Seriously. I login and see some person has thrown monkey shit 79 times on my comments across random topics/threads.Β 

lol sounds like Drumpfy

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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4mo 
IncomingIBDreject, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I'm pretty convinced Drumpfy has rebranded as GeorgeSorosFinanceMaster. The writing is extremely similar. He isn't using the old username due to the infamous legacy he had here.Β 

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4mo 
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Oh ok interestingΒ 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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texasrancher, what's your opinion? Comment below:
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4mo 
Patrick Basedmann, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I did this once to the guy who was top-ranked in the silver bananas to monkey shit ratio just to knock him off the top 10

We do a little trolling

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4mo 
squashcast, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Just reading the post makes me laugh so hard

"79 times"

4mo 
GeorgeSorosFinanceMaster, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Your comment history is either humble bragging about working in tech or complaining that 'self-hating' Asian girls won't date you.Β  I think it's deserved.

4mo 
Ozymandia, what's your opinion? Comment below:
ConfusedGuru

Seriously. I login and see some person has thrown monkey shit 79 times on my comments across random topics/threads. Yesterday, it was about 15 times but maybe that person got bored in the middle and stopped early. I'm not saying all of my comments are the most high-quality, but doesn't this seem pretty petty/silly? Has this happened to anyone else?

I mean, half of this site are teenage "edgelords" sitting in their mom's basement, who have nothing but time.Β  Make a couple burner accounts and then throw MS... what else are they doing with 3 hours of their day except feeling important for shitting on other people's opinions?

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Sun Wukong, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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