Who has this much time??

Seriously. I login and see some person has thrown monkey shit 79 times on my comments across random topics/threads. Yesterday, it was about 15 times but maybe that person got bored in the middle and stopped early. I'm not saying all of my comments are the most high-quality, but doesn't this seem pretty petty/silly? Has this happened to anyone else?

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Actually to throw that much MS in a day, the person would have to be doing it under many accounts.  It is really too much work to have more than one account. I think you are limited to how much shit you throw in a day.

 
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Seriously. I login and see some person has thrown monkey shit 79 times on my comments across random topics/threads. 

lol sounds like Drumpfy

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Oh ok interesting 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
ConfusedGuru

Seriously. I login and see some person has thrown monkey shit 79 times on my comments across random topics/threads. Yesterday, it was about 15 times but maybe that person got bored in the middle and stopped early. I'm not saying all of my comments are the most high-quality, but doesn't this seem pretty petty/silly? Has this happened to anyone else?

I mean, half of this site are teenage "edgelords" sitting in their mom's basement, who have nothing but time.  Make a couple burner accounts and then throw MS... what else are they doing with 3 hours of their day except feeling important for shitting on other people's opinions?

 

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