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God's Diddy is a reference to an LSE final year student graduating in 2026, who burst onto the scene in 2024 like Micah Richards for obtaining a crazy number of spring weeks (10+). He is particularly known for being a toff -- probably some corrupt Nigerian prince's son -- having attended Westminster school.

In fairness to G (not using the derogatory statement anymore), he is very smart, very well spoken and has helped a lot of people in the UK Uni IB scene. Always willing to help, he has made spring week guides, helped out on events and even made an appearance on Market Maker.

The reference to D*iddy is an unfounded statement that G has been alleged to have committed SA during his time at LSE. Hence the (clever) euphemism REPE specialist.

All in all, G is a nice guy and gets way too much hate on this website.

 

Footnote: G allegedly SA'ed someone during his time at Westminster; a rumour that has followed the G(oat) since his late teens into his time at LSE. Apparently, it led to his gap and missed A-level grads for his 2x Oxford offers (A*AB requirements)

 

He was so good Lazard didn’t give him a return as they thought he should go to a BB (bulge bracket). Turns out his 2hour nap sessions where he goes home from the office after lunch solidified his status as summer 25’s top intern

 

you didn’t anonymise your username btw — your team at JP doesn’t do direct investing so please look at yourself before judging others

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