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Take my spot. I'm fucking hungover.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Next time you do this, post it like a week or two in advance - I'd be down to meet up with you sick fucks

"Jesus, he's like a gremlin; comes with instructions and shit"
 
JimmyDormandyNext time you do this, post it like a week or two in advance - I'd be down to meet up with you sick fucks

I thought they killed you off in Season 2.

Oh, spoiler alert.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Flake
JimmyDormandyNext time you do this, post it like a week or two in advance - I'd be down to meet up with you sick fucks

I thought they killed you off in Season 2.

Oh, spoiler alert.

legends never die..you know this Flake

"Jesus, he's like a gremlin; comes with instructions and shit"
 
oldmansacksdinners on flake right? ill be there

Yeah, let the kid in ER pay when prop trader moneybags is sitting right there.

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