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Today was the lowest volume day for GME since 2017. Liquidity is drying up. Squeeze is imminent. Hope it happens in time for a deal we're about to close so I can use some of my tendies to co-invest. 

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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