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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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Today was the lowest volume day for GME since 2017. Liquidity is drying up. Squeeze is imminent. Hope it happens in time for a deal we're about to close so I can use some of my tendies to co-invest. 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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