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See my sig. I despise American Psycho quotes. WSO ruined the movie for me.

I'm sure you can piece the whole script to together by only using different posts on this site.

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.
 

Wow 10yr bump 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Wouldn't worry about it.  Most users who adorn Bateman-sigma whatever profiles are usually high schoolers or students and what not trying to associate with finance professionals in the weirdest way possible.  They'll grow out of it hopefully.  Still kind of ridiculous how the message didn't get across to them lmao. 

 

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