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I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood
Whats the matter? No shiatsu this morning?
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Hey Paul!
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
Don't just stare at it. Eat it.
In its proper context, best line the author ever wrote.
Hey Hamilton, have a holly jolly Christmas.
I've noticed your... hot body.
If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.
Mistletoe alert!
So, tell me, what is it you wanna do in life? Just briefly - summarize it. And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?
I like to dissect girls.
Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.
Don't touch the watch.
I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly
Lunch is for wimps.
I have to return some videotapes.
Just say no.
If you really want to do something for me then stop making a scene right now
My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
You saw the ad in the Times?
Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?
I killed Paul Allen, and I liked it. I can't make myself any clearer.
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right And what did the other part think? What her head would look like on a stick
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear.
Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed...
Patrick, stop calling me pumpkin, OK?
their analysts don't know preferred stock from livestock
I opened the doors for you … showed you how the system works … the value of information … how to get it! ...and this is how you fucking pay me back, you cockroach
You once told me...don't get emotional about stock.
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Rarer still is your interest in Anacott Steel.
You're not confused, are you?
What's the topic of discussion?
More.
Get a god damn job
"You smell like shit"
I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player, or nothing.
it's not who i am that matters. it's what i do that defines me.
WHY SO SERIOUS?
I can do a thousand now.
Bye bye
You know what a fucking loser you are?
Bye Bye
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?
I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone
We got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all, you are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real.
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
I calm myself and move into the bedroom.
Do you have a dog?... A little Chow or something?
We saw Oh Africa Brave Africa. It was....a laugh riot
Too black sounding for me.
Gorbachev's not downstairs. he's at Tunnel
I went to Harvard, then Harvard Business School
Don't you already know this?
He was into that whole Yale thing.
Because I want to fit in.
Anyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.
you boys from arkansas huh? been to little rock. that's a nice little town.
my momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates
sorry i broke up your black panther party.
she smelled like cigarettes
Is there a Mr. Gump, Miz Gump?
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