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GSYou're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood

Whats the matter? No shiatsu this morning?

 

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Hey Paul!

 
BTbankerHey Hamilton, have a holly jolly Christmas.

I've noticed your... hot body.

 

So, tell me, what is it you wanna do in life? Just briefly - summarize it. And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?

 
FebreezeSo, tell me, what is it you wanna do in life? Just briefly - summarize it. And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?

I like to dissect girls.

 
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FebreezeSo, tell me, what is it you wanna do in life? Just briefly - summarize it. And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?

I like to dissect girls.

Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole.

 
BlackHat
FebreezeSo, tell me, what is it you wanna do in life? Just briefly - summarize it. And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?

I like to dissect girls.

Don't touch the watch.

 
FebreezeSo, tell me, what is it you wanna do in life? Just briefly - summarize it. And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?

I'm into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly

 
BTbankerI have to return some videotapes.
We're not through yet.
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 
chicandtoughness
BTbankerI have to return some videotapes.
We're not through yet.

Just say no.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
chicandtoughness
BTbankerI have to return some videotapes.
We're not through yet.

If you really want to do something for me then stop making a scene right now

 

My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

"When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen." - JP Morgan
 
eignenvectorMy need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

You saw the ad in the Times?

 
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eignenvectorMy need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

You saw the ad in the Times?

I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you.
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 
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eignenvectorMy need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

You saw the ad in the Times?

Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?

 
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eignenvectorMy need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

You saw the ad in the Times?

I killed Paul Allen, and I liked it. I can't make myself any clearer.

"When you expect things to happen - strangely enough - they do happen." - JP Morgan
 
Ben Shalom BernankeDo you know what Ed Gein said about women?

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right And what did the other part think? What her head would look like on a stick

 

Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed...

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
Going Concern
melvvvartheir analysts don't know preferred stock from livestock

I opened the doors for you … showed you how the system works … the value of information … how to get it! ...and this is how you fucking pay me back, you cockroach

You once told me...don't get emotional about stock.

 
Ron PaulDr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement

Feminist women love Eminem

I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
 

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player, or nothing.

 

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
 
Proposition JoeDid you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone

 
BlackHat
Proposition JoeDid you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone

You can do anything you like, silly...Bye Bye...This won't be anything like last time. I promise..Bye Bye
How big is yours?
 
BlackHat
Proposition JoeDid you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone

That's ok...I'm not very good at controlling it anyway
I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
 

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

 
Dying's For Fools
CaramelCaptainLook at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
I calm myself and move into the bedroom.
I'm in no mood to have a lewd conversation.
Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

We saw Oh Africa Brave Africa. It was....a laugh riot

I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe
 
Proposition JoeWe saw Oh Africa Brave Africa. It was....a laugh riot

Too black sounding for me.

 

Anyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.

 
Ron PaulAnyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.

you boys from arkansas huh? been to little rock. that's a nice little town.

 
melvvvar
Ron PaulAnyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.

you boys from arkansas huh? been to little rock. that's a nice little town.

my momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates

 
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melvvvar
Ron PaulAnyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.

you boys from arkansas huh? been to little rock. that's a nice little town.

my momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates

sorry i broke up your black panther party.

 
melvvvar
Going Concern
melvvvar
Ron PaulAnyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.

you boys from arkansas huh? been to little rock. that's a nice little town.

my momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates

sorry i broke up your black panther party.

she smelled like cigarettes

 
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melvvvar
Going Concern
melvvvar
Ron PaulAnyway, like I was sayin, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That…that's about it.

you boys from arkansas huh? been to little rock. that's a nice little town.

my momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates

sorry i broke up your black panther party.

she smelled like cigarettes

Is there a Mr. Gump, Miz Gump?

 
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"Their analysts, they don't know preferred stock from live stock, alright."
 

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