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1) Divorced

2) Woman

Never work for the above, especially in finance. Divorced people pour their lives into their work and expect you to. Also, if your boss has a beach house that's a plus cause they will try and go their with their family. There are exceptions to the 'woman rule', I almost worked for a CIO because she was that awesome.

The inverse of above is look for people with self deprecating humor with high trait conscientiousness.

 

What type of women do you think are in finance? Definitely not the caring type, or at least she won't be getting very far up the ladder. I'm not saying all women are like this, there are some really smart women who are caring as well, and that is honestly terrific. I'd work for one in a heartbeat.

But I said stay away from women because men and women don't speak the same language. Men more often than not use teamwork to get things done, we know subconsciously what other men are inferring by certain actions and non verbal cues. We have a non-verbal understanding with each other. Plus other reasons.

 
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"Perfunctory" Unable and/or unwilling to explain an assignment or take time for your professional development.
  1. Paternal - they see you as their property. You work for them as opposed to with them. They frequently refer to coworkers as "my analyst" or "my associate." They will expect a lot from you but offer little in return. Outstanding work is the "expectation." Anything below perfection will be remembered and used against you if and when you ask for something (raise, promotion, time off, etc.).

  2. Bullshit artist - there are two types of people in an organization: (a) those who learn and provide value and (b) those that kiss ass and bullshit. The latter never rise to the top but they can get pretty damn high. You do not want to work for these people. They dont give a damn about developing you professionally. They are in it exclusively for themselves and see you as a resource to be used. They will take credit and pass blame whenever it is expedient to do so.

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"Perfunctory" Unable and/or unwilling to explain an assignment or take time for your professional development.
  1. Paternal - they see you as their property. You work for them as opposed to with them. They frequently refer to coworkers as "my analyst" or "my associate." They will expect a lot from you but offer little in return. Outstanding work is the "expectation." Anything below perfection will be remembered and used against you if and when you ask for something (raise, promotion, time off, etc.).

  2. Bullshit artist - there are two types of people in an organization: (a) those who learn and provide value and (b) those that kiss ass and bullshit. The latter never rise to the top but they can get pretty damn high. You do not want to work for these people. They dont give a damn about developing you professionally. They are in it exclusively for themselves and see you as a resource to be used. They will take credit and pass blame whenever it is expedient to do so.

Man, #2 no doubt. My last boss in Ib was the biggest bullshit artist EVER. THEE definition of “fake it until you make it”.

 

Micromanager, hands down. I should’ve turned down my old boutique IB offer when they admittedly said “they are huge micro managers”

These people would call me once I left the office asking if I had anymore work to do since the alarm system notifications went directly to their phones

The micromanaging pushed into personal life as well. They frowned upon having a GF, doing any hobbies outside of work etc

 
"BBDreamin" Micromanager, hands down. I should’ve turned down my old boutique IB offer when they admittedly said “they are huge micro managers”

These people would call me once I left the office asking if I had anymore work to do since the alarm system notifications went directly to their phones

The micromanaging pushed into personal life as well. They frowned upon having a GF, doing any hobbies outside of work etc

WTF dude - that's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard

 
"jcksthwrth" Micromanagement is the worst. Makes the whole thing pointless.

I had one boss that made me write in an excel sheet every minute of my time for maximum productivity. Maximum micromanagement as well.

She got real pissed when I put on the sheet: - 10 min: write task sheet

She was like "you can't write the time in the sheet that it takes to complete the sheet." I said, "well, the time doesn't add up if I don't and I just want to be accurate."

We hated each other.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I don't want to get political, but Trump really seems like the worst concoction of shitty leadership (people) skills.

  • Extreme pettiness
  • Vindictive
  • Believes in fear and iron first leadership
  • Emotionally unstable and unpredictable
  • Demeaning
 

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"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 

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