Would you ever simp for a girl?

These days I would never, though I have when I was younger. I only loved one girl in high school and she went out with a bunch of guys, including a good friend of mine. Damn I was so cringe back then. Looking back on it now, she wasn’t even all that and don’t think she was worth the 4 years of me “being in love” with her. Don’t think she even knew my name until senior year.

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How?

It's a cringe post, but that's kinda the point.

Bro, you're probably a simp to this day. You're just mad cause you spent your bonus on e-girls and you didn't get any sex out of it.

You've made my point for me intern

 

To many girs/boys out there why would I spend my valuable time simping? Just makes no sense, time is one of the only things we can’t buy.

 

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