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LMAO.   This reminds me of a elementary school event in which my aunt ( was always very nice to me), was poked by someone who was sitting next to her.  My aunt was offended and got into a heated argument with this person.  

 

You're a girl and your friend was a guy? He was never really your friend, he always wanted to sleep with you and poking you was his timid and safe way of breaking the touch barrier. You lowkey knew what he was doing, and that's why you were so creeped out about it and ended the friendship. I'm joking, but not really...

 

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