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Angelus99Man i would toot and boot it! :)

LMAO. Crying over here...

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Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Not Perry Katy, Katy Perry.

Regards

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Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Not Perry Katy, Katy Perry.

Regards

But on the real, did she go to Yale?

Still I Rise
 
Guest1655already banged her when we were both sophomores at Yale. But i'd most certainly do it again.

Did you make her "yale"?

 

The bragging rights alone may well be worth it. Even if she isn't a supermodel or a smoking hot actress, being able to say that you nailed a pop culture superstar would be pretty cool

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CompBankerThe bragging rights alone may well be worth it. Even if she isn't a supermodel or a smoking hot actress, being able to say that you nailed a pop culture superstar would be pretty cool

Bragging rights alone would be worth it? huh? I think doing her would be pretty awesome in and of itself . She's a lot hotter than many so-called hot actresses.

But as far as bragging rights go, not many people would believe you unless you had proof.

 
Nouveau RichieMost definitely would. Multiples times if possible.
swagonAny dude saying no is gay.

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‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 

I'd fuck her while she's in one of those tiny dresses she always wears..just lift that shit up and beat it from the back like wow

Still I Rise
 

Honestly who wouldn't? Saw her at a festival the spring before she blew up and every dude's eyes were fixated on her

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A Posse Ad EsseSo I'm both gay and lying?
Waiting for someone to call you an Obama supporter
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A Posse Ad EsseSo I'm both gay and lying?
Waiting for someone to call you an Obama supporter

I want to see his birth certificate.

‎"Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. When money ceases to become the means by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of other men. Blood, whips and guns or dollars."
 
alexpaschWhy is this even a question?

And lol, if you want a suggestion, move into whatever building she lives at. Meeting famous people in a "normal" environment is the only way you'll ever have a shot.

Which is why I'm going into banking.

Still I Rise
 

^^^

She has a nice rack but other than that she really isn't that special. Plus (and I have no idea why) I just don't find girls with black hair all that attractive.

Not saying I get better than that on a routine basis but I have had better in my life. But I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

 
FreshcutShe has a nice rack but other than that she really isn't that special.
hahaha, that and she'll likely let you bring another girl along for a threesome. To each their own.
Get busy living
 

That's a far better picture than I've ever seen. Looks like she got a bit skinnier.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

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