WSO Caption Contest - Aug 23rd... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Sun 9/2, winner will be announced on Monday 9/3

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"THE PsYcHoLoGy" When you shut down your nuclear program but secretly start genetically engineering dinosaurs for the extermination of the West.

haha I thought the exact same thing - nice

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
"AHole" Hermes belt is all I can see. Thanks god this guy posted his picture on WSO for feedback on his outfit before the Goldman interview next week.

Is that really a Hermes belt? I'm not familiar with that style, but kind of thought it was a knockoff Hermes actually then thought why is this guy wearing a knockoff belt...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

"...and then I said; send me a warehouse of Coca Cola Cherrys and I'll cancel my nuclear program. HAHAHA"

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.
 
"AndyLouis"

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/722229/north-korea-news-kim…

The rotund ruler giggled as he visited a fish pickling plant sporting a casual summer look with with button down t-shirt to beat the heat.

"ha ha haaaawt fish..."

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

"Everyone, isn't it hilarious how my cousin looks he's dancing trying to avoid the anti-aircraft fire?"

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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