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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Jan 9th, winner will be announced Monday
Heil, mein Führer!
Plebs.
Bonus season already?
Those undergrads really need to learn how to act during an informational interview...
Red shirt: "omg omg O-M-G...no matter how much I reach my arm is NOT HIGH ENOUGH!!...deep breaths"
MD: This office is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The accumulated filth of all their all-nighters and fire drills will foam up about their waists and all the analysts and associates will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."
Face palm.
So if you stare at Excel long enough...
Damn. I sucked up 10 years of bullshit work and no sleep only to be glorified by a bunch of college kids? Where are the Victoria Secret models?
Info session at a target: praise the lord
A little "too casual" Friday
Soon.
He's still pissed Mel Gibson owns his son's rights
And so it begins...the traditional Wall Street "rain dance."
I hereby condemn you to Equities in Dallas. May electronically-sent monkey shit rain on you for eternity.
"Better to live one day as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep." - Tibetan proverb
No one has ever seen our great leader, but he watches over us from above.
"Why is everyone praying?" "Shut up dude, its the 28 year old MD from the '05 analyst class!"
And on the 7th day God said... I'll need that before my 8am flight Monday morning - And so it was - And the analysts cried.
"...and Our Blessed Lord Blankfein looked down on us and said "I told you I was doing God's work."..."
Occupy Pearly Gates
And on the 3rd day, the MD said, "Let there be pitchbooks." And there were pitchbooks. And they were properly formatted.
Self-portrait.
Dick Fuld 2006
No, no... You may stick your noses up someone else's butt now, I'm already at the heavenly gates of hedge-fund partnership!
Dying to make MD.
Despite their insistence that they had seen the MD cloud formation, what they were feeling was not rain. He was, in fact, pissing on their legs.
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