WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday 5/27, winner will be announced on Monday
Fred knew those lentils for breakfast were a bad idea...
Cuz 'Merica
When you're trying to enjoy your Sunday but you have two unread emails and a missed call from your MD
As blissfully unaware as some of us on 9/14/2008.
It is the last day of summer 2018 and the gang are wrapping up one last day in Italy before the flight back to JFK.
As pictured;
Janet Yellen, just out of the frame off to the left side, trying to leave her shift before we know she was there. Don't act like we didn't all just see you... Who is going to drive everyone back to the airport? ECB has't even gotten a learners permit yet.
JP Morgan striking a pose and showing off her hot gym body. Can't show too much skin though because she isn't that easy, besides, these days she is out of your league anyway.
Goldman Sachs dressed down in some khakis as if she has just moved to Silicon Valley. Those khakis are super tight too. Maybe it is to make those fintech bitches jealous or maybe it is because she knows what a total milf she still is.
Morgan Stanley stands pensively in the middle. The intent was to dress conservatively and blend in to avoid unwanted attention from frat boys but nobody dresses like that around here anymore.
RBC is taking a picture with their ipad because on the way over someone took the wrong phone in the car. They stand by just a little too close to the smoke contemplating the meaning of life and why they just can't seem to get their feet on the ground.
Not pictured;
short vix
"....I guess you're wondering how I ended up in this situation"
Meanwhile at Wells Fargo....
Viva Hawai'i
Hawaii Investment Bank now accepting applications!
"President Obama played golf yesterday???" -Donald Trump
Pictured: Frank's follow through breaking reality
Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up and play golf.
We better haul ass through the back 9
No comment.
When you hit your approach shot too thick
That moment when your late night taco bell order catches up to you on the back 9.
Getting blown up on the weekend.
"Great shot, boss! There's no way you're really a 30 handicap."
"Quit blowing smoke up my ass..."
Avoiding the staffer's Friday night emails like...
"I was on fire on the front nine"
Introducing: Trump International Golf Club, Pyongyang
"The Great Secular Bull Market of 2009-2019 - c. 2018"
AP - Golfer holds 7-iron aloft during last week's Kilauea eruption in hopes of being struck by volcanic lightning. "My son had just accepted an offer at Nomura ECM Dallas," the man was quoted as saying. "What the fuck was I supposed to do?"
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
(Read this in the Honest Trailer Movie guy's voice for the full effect)
"This summer... Michael Bay reboots and spins-off the classic Bruce Willis franchise like only Michael Bay can. 'Drive Hard'... coming to a theater near you!"
Un or Trump?
Exploding Golf ball Prank gone BAD
While President Trump attended his 197th golf outing since taking office, a bad lie after a 50 yard tee shot prompted his request for an airstrike at the ball location, allowing for a re-drop due to the man-made obstacle created.
He finished the day shooting 116 from the red tees, a personal best.
When you lateral from Deutsche a day before you were supposed to get the axe
congrats X2, you're the winner, i'll pm you the details about your shirt
And now back to the final round of the Lava Soap Invitational...
I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's erupting for quite a while.
Welcome to Trump International Golf Club, Syria
Christian Sewing pretending everything is fine.
Definitely not par. Pls Fix
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