WSO Caption Contest - Nov 19th... Collect Silver Bananas And Win A Free WSO T-Shirt

You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

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A winner will be chosen next week.

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No, I do not have a suicide belt on my body, but I am "blown away" by the outrage belted out by others!

 

"Our bespoke, 4-tranche belt opportunities ensure adequate diversification of risk with the added benefit of being able hold up your shit-filled pants after 40 cups of dark roast"

" I live by the golden rule: those who have the gold usually make the rules"
 

Wall Street Heavyweight champion, Chadwick Pumpernickel III, wins 4th Title Belt at the annual Battle of the Banks where top financial services companies send their best assassins to duke it out in a fight to the death under the rules set by GAAP (Generally Accepted Assassin Principles)

 

Me: I want to show that I have some money, but in a subtle manner.

Store clerk at Hermes: I got you fam.

I don't know... Yeah. Almost definitely yes.
 

Interns going to their IB interviews wearing all the Gucci belts they have collected over their childhood of eliteism and coke..,

 

If a nauseatingly gushing LinkedIn post about accepting an offer at E&Y's People Advisory Services division was an article of clothing, this would be it.

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Six Sigma Blackbelt, 2nd dan

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I am a dweeb banker that was picked on when i was younger and now I need these extra belts for protection because I can't rat anyone out to my teachers anymore.

Joseph Santagata
 

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