WSO Caption Contest - Nov 20th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!




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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Nov 21st, winner will be announced Friday morning

Mod Note (Andy): She's a friend of mine and volunteered to let us post this photo, so.... haha just don't be so vulgar (@flake) that we have to un-publish your comment :)

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Mod Note (Andy): she's a friend of mine, and volunteered to let us put her picture up, so spare her a little on the vulgarity scale :)

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