Mod Note (Andy): And the winner is... @DBCooper, again! but since in our fine print you can't win a tshirt twice, we've picked two other captions we liked:
"Bob..what's your wife going to say when she sees that you used hardwood flooring for a fence and filled your pool with lemon four loko? By the way how do you like my new shirt?"by @llewis813
and
The board wants to know why we are making a physical market in lemonade. What should I tell them?"by @petetong
See you next Wednesday 8pm for the next caption contest!
We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged
Mr. Icahn: "So this is what Herbalife shakes look like.."
looks like you really PISSED him off!
Are you sure this is what Ben meant when he said he wanted more liquidty?
You jump, I jump!
a) Why do I have kids?
b) Well, at least it's a write off.
a) A write-off what?
b) You just write it off! All these big companies, they write off everything.
Props for the Seinfeld reference
Last time I tell the Analysts they can have pool party while I'm out of town.
"I thought the severance clause said golden parachute, not golden shower..."
Rich enough to have a swimming pool of gold
This will come out, no problem, I'm just happy they didn't shit in it.
lol.. I don't have bananas, but I throw you one.
Best one!
"It's all I have left since the tech bubble burst, how do I cash it in?"
Well at least the "good bank" was able to keep some liquidity.
So this is where you found Mr. Gatsby?
Meh...it still looks better than the loan pool that Goldman sold me in '08.
"Look! A pool with yellow water."
Guy in pink (explaining liquid gold in the pool to the guy in black): No, your price didn't have to stoop so low, have your friends beat your numbers like they were nothing. I guess that I don't need that, though; now you're just the gold shares that I used to own...
But Sir, you told us to pool your gold funds together so we could keep selling them...
"Bob..what's your wife going to say when she sees that you used hardwood flooring for a fence and filled your pool with lemon four loko? By the way how do you like my new shirt?"
Looks like the jerk store needed more of me...
Mr. Paulson: "No wonder my gold fund is down."
Looks like Ron Paul has liquidated his portfolio.
Twitter's IPO baby. I'm not just drinking the Koolaid I'm swimming in it
Fix this...
As you see sir, we decided to pool all our liquid assets.
The board wants to know why we are making a physical market in lemonade. What should I tell them?
Definitely the last time I let R. Kelly use my pool
Well... life failed to account for the number of lemons they gave me.
"The choice was between getting in on Twitter's IPO or having my pool filled with dog piss..."
This is what you get when you have a Hamptons white party.
"Yep, the Merrill Lynch guys are still salty."
"Hello Sir! We've decided to settle your CDO-squared in-kind."
"Uhh, what the hell is up with the pool?"
"Oh this house used to belong to Eddie Braverman- he'd usually go for a swim when he came back from the bar."
(Sorry Eddie- had to get revenge for your caption last week. :D)
Is this is the Epsom Salt pool "Uncle Eddie" was talking about?
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