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  1. Pay someone who knows how to identify your home address and that of your parents from your online posting history 
  2. Painstakingly dig through your mother's social media and search history in order to create an ideal psychographic persona that she would be attracted to
  3. Use the rest of the money to become her ideal sexual partner
  4. Arrange an artificial meet-cute with her
  5. Seduce her
  6. Tell you about it 
Commercial Real Estate Developer
 
pudding

Calling it a meet cute just gave away your age (not that it matters-just funny). Pretty sure none of the gen z’ers on here have ever heard of that 😂😂😂😂

I've been on WSO longer than some of these kids have been alive

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rimot83244

I had to google meet-cute you fucking boomer

Your generation would have a term for it if you knew how to talk to women

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codemonkey7

Ferrari F50

1/3 of $10M on a car? F50 is more like $50-$100M money.

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