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  1. Pay someone who knows how to identify your home address and that of your parents from your online posting history 
  2. Painstakingly dig through your mother's social media and search history in order to create an ideal psychographic persona that she would be attracted to
  3. Use the rest of the money to become her ideal sexual partner
  4. Arrange an artificial meet-cute with her
  5. Seduce her
  6. Tell you about it 
Commercial Real Estate Developer
 
pudding

Calling it a meet cute just gave away your age (not that it matters-just funny). Pretty sure none of the gen z’ers on here have ever heard of that 😂😂😂😂

I've been on WSO longer than some of these kids have been alive

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 
rimot83244

I had to google meet-cute you fucking boomer

Your generation would have a term for it if you knew how to talk to women

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 
codemonkey7

Ferrari F50

1/3 of $10M on a car? F50 is more like $50-$100M money.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I wouldn’t do many things different than what I am doing now.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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