You're at the bar, and

Somehow I want to know the answer to this to, re: what most WSOers would do.

down it

This can't be a serious question. You drink the fuckin thing and go find another bar.

3oz. is a sip pussy.

pour it in your pocket. save it for later.

I stay there and sip it while every one else leaves like a BOSS

Find the nearest fat chick and pour it on her head

down it

is it a leinenkugels?

al fondo

drink it. not because you want to; because you have to.

Down it. I always tell myself, "Finish your drink! There are sober children in (name of ethnic minority's motherland)!"

What kinda question is this? Born and raised in brew city the answer would be to down it and buy a pitcher. Jesus Christ, who leaves the bar before last call unless you're bar hoppin? On a serious note even 110 lb. woman drinks 10 or more drinks a night in the Milwaukee/Madison area, is this obscene where everyone else is from or is this just a midwest thing? Lastly, you should apologize to the WSO community for asking this question.

I never waste an ounce of Guinness. ever.