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Ivan Glasenberg
He's one of the richest CEO's in the world, he's an alum of my university, he grew up in the same suburb that I did, he runs marathons well (just like me) and he's all around a complete legend.
^ Not sure you checked the morality of him and his company. I'd go with the CEO of a big defence company, imagine the fun you could have and just one email away from pimping your ride into a bond car...
Not sure how many CEOs have "morals" as their number one priority despite what they may claim. Its a valid point you make - but he's extremely impressive which ever way you look at it.
If I was the CEO of a Defense company I would be Batman.
I don't get what your trying to say buddy. It was a question all in good fun. I mean you have guys asking whether or not they should marry their girlfriends on this site, at least this is somewhat relavent to the theme of the website.
Bruce Wayne of Wayne Enterprises
+1
Tony Stark of Stark Industries
Yes I would much rather be Tony Stark
I like that
I'm a fan of this as well...
I'm thinking Dominic Barton of McKinsey. Imagine all the business contacts, high profile clients (private and public) and information the man must have.
Jamie Dimon because he's dreamy as fuck
It would definitely be a private company.
There's too much bull shit to deal with as a public company C-level officer. Too much catering to analysts and too much PR. I know the CEO of a former F500 company now gone bankrupt that had to cough up $10mm for withholding some information in a quarterly call.
If I could be immune from legal ramifications, I'd probably be Jeff Skilling. He was "fucking" smart.
CEO of the Large Hadron Collider. Think about it, that guy gets to hop into the collider whenever he wants, poppin' in and out of all kinds of crazy dimensions. Bitches love dimensions.
I would trade places with the CEO of the company I work for.
The dude just bough a Ferrari; and I'm still living with my parents...
We do essentially the same job already...
Zuck
C'mon you can do better than that.
Definitely Zuck, dude is not even 30 and once FB goes public and he cashes out he will never have to work another day in his life. He will have 40+ years to do literally whatever he wants without even thinking about how much money it costs.
Zuckerberg it is...
But Zuck is one ugly mofo...
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