Why are you all complaining so much ??

Honestly this is such a sweet gig I'm 30 make 650 and have 3m of carry. They give me more every deal we do so it's not one and done per fund. I work 30-40 hours a week off deal, 50-60 when im hard deal gen mode and 80 on deal. Life's good. I literally can't fathom wanting to do anything else. Why would you ever leave this gravy train.....

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Most seats in PE are not what you just described and it's a grind for most to even get here in the first place. People want to vent to other people who understand and can relate to what they're venting about, seems surprising to me a 30 y/o wouldn't/couldn't empathize with that. It doesn't mean they don't love the job or appreciate the opportunity, sometimes work is just a bitch and maybe they don't have a group of bros to hit the bar with to talk about it to. 

Edit: What in the world is controversial/inaccurate about this statement? lol my goodness 

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Good luck on realizing that monopoly money carry in 20never. You really think you're gonna clear your hurdle rate on any asset purchased since 2019? Fat chance. The free money trip has been over for a few years now. Guess this guy never got the memo.

By pure dumb luck majority is levered to co's benefiting from return from Covid dynamics ! So marked nicely up and also pure dumb luck were low (3.5-4x) leverage deals 

 
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Associate 1 making $650 cash comp with $3mm carry. Graduated penn 3 years ago. Lmfao ok. 
 

Troll post gonna troll.

Ya heard of grad school bud?

 

I’ll take the bait even though this might be a troll post. I think your role / position is the exception for a junior / mid level in PE, as the job for most (not all) is incredibly stressful with no end (basically a hamster on a wheel). If you’re not executing on live deals, you should be creating value for your portfolio companies, and if not that, then you need to be sourcing / building your book (more so VP upward). You can pay any amount of money but the feeling of always being on edge, any work can pop up that can blow up any personal plans you might have, generally prioritizing work over basic things like your health, etc, adds up and leads to burnout. 
 

Obvi some people are fine with that but the feeling of always having to perform and the job not getting that much better in terms of stress / WLB as you move up leads to the general complaints imo.

 

Cuz people are only venting to their close friends who are also in the same industry, and on this forum which is specifically built to talk about industry-related stuff and is a 'safe space' to vent about finance stuff. They don't complain to their grandmothers, or friends who don't know what finance is, or cousins during Christmas lol

It's only the occasional bad players who lash out to mainstream media, like the various infamous cases like the GA associate, the GS analyst working conditions survey, Greg Smith the bald ex-GS VP, and the pussies who left finance to start a TikTok or YT or even write stupid books to rant about finance

 
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i hope i never meet you in real life. you sound like a total tool

Lmao because I think the trade is worth it ? Ok bro 

 

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