Extremely Salty After This Process

I’m extremely salty right now and have nowhere else to bitch and complain besides here. Some employers are really pieces of shit and have zero regard for anyone else’s time. Check out this process I went through a few weeks back.

-HR Reaches out on a Friday morning to do a same day phone screen after I applied for this job ~3 months prior.

-Likes me on the phone screen, and sets up a zoom first thing Monday morning with the team

-Person likes me and invites me to the case study round, which is a 6 hour case study.

-Pass the case study with great feedback from the team member and HR reaches out to get my availability for an in-person superday

-Goes ghost and never schedules superday after multiple follow ups from myself after HR was responding back within 10 minutes on every other email chain


This is a mega fund BTW. I really hate peoples, nothing else to do but laugh at this point 

 

Ah, I have heard of a few similar stories to ours recently. Must be the state of the hiring market. Must be easier to string good candidates through long & meandering processes when there's a lack of other options for them to opt for, I suppose.  

 

Sorry man, no honor in corporate America.  I’ve trained myself to never get excited and manage expectations when it comes to this type of shit.  I’ve also worked for companies where I saw firsthand jobs being posted and interviews being conducted when there was ZERO sincerity in actually filling the role.  “We just want to get a sense as to the candidates in the market”.  Such garbage.  

 
Funniest

Wish I could say I trained myself the same way.. Every opening at one of the firms I liked.. I used to start daydreaming about a new life and career path and obsessing over the firm the second I hit apply. The most simp-like behavior ever.

Who am I kidding, I'm still the same. Elliott pls notice me.

 

Not nearly as infuriating as OP's situation, but I'll throw this anecdote into the discussion.  I was scheduled for a teams screener and was in the meeting lobby waiting to be admitted by the host when I received a cancellation email (2 minutes after the meeting was scheduled to start).  I asked if it needed to be rescheduled and was told that I didn't respect their time...Very odd behavior and likely a dodged bullet.

Hiring seems to be a major crapshoot right now and firms are ghosting left and right.

 

Yooooo I 100% work there now! I did the same exact case study, 6 hour construction loan + IC slides. I literally got the role you're talking about and applied for the role around the time you were doing your interviews lmaoooooo I ate this ninjas lunch!!!

If it makes you feel better the comp package and office both slap as much as they seem they would. 

 

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