20 Comments
 

Man 1 double bags it. Man 2 extricates the one that had contact with Man 1 and flips it inside out, double bags it. Man 3 removes the one that now has had contact with Man 1 and Man 2 and just uses the remaining one. The Woman has been in contact with the same side the whole time.

I don't even know why I bothered...

 
chewingumMan 1 double bags it. Man 2 extricates the one that had contact with Man 1 and flips it inside out, double bags it. Man 3 removes the one that now has had contact with Man 1 and Man 2 and just uses the remaining one. The Woman has been in contact with the same side the whole time.

I don't even know why I bothered...

Nope. In your scenario, when Man 2 flips Condom 1, the side that Man 1 jizzed in would touch the side of the Condom 2 which the woman isn't touching. So that Man 3 would end up rubbing his wang in Man 1's gunk.

The answer would be for Man 1 to double bag. Man 2 to simply remove the first condom and use the condom that is already touching the woman. Then Man 3 to flip the first condom inside out, and then double bag with the condom still touching the woman.

I just wasted 2 minutes typing this out. Oh dear..

 
monkeysamaAwww.....I thought it was funny.

Haha. I meant the whole condom swapping thing, that's not funny at all man.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy
 

Wearing two condoms causes a great deal of friction that will result in a condom breaking.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

You're in a foursome with two other guys...

There is no such thing as a heterosexual encounter in this situation.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
Ske7chYou're in a foursome with two other guys...

There is no such thing as a heterosexual encounter in this situation.

Its only gay if you make eye contact dude...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

It's not gay if balls aren't touching. Those were the rules I was raised under - if they're good enough for grandpappy Monkeysama, well then by god, they're good enough for me.

 

And if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori

For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
Best Response
happypantsmcgeeAnd if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori

For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?

T=12, B=12+2 =14, K=.5*14=7.

Hence, we have a vector v(j) = [12+j, 14+j, 7+j] representing the ages after j years have passed from the initial value. If at least on row has value > 18, and one 18, the act is illegal.

The act is first illegal at [16,18,11]. The act is last illegal at [23,25,18].

Hence, this is 8*12 = 96 months. This assumes exact ages (exactly 12,14,7). If you break this assumption, then describe each age fractionally (16.123 ect).

Now, t_1 = 18-14-i=4-i, t2= 18-(7+j+4-i)=7+i-j describes t1 (times until illegal), t2 (time until legal, once illegal), such that

(7+i-j)*12 is the number of months, where i is the fractional years of B, j is the fractional years of K.

 

Modi numquam animi fugiat doloremque corporis nisi. Aut maxime aut omnis rerum. Est asperiores dolore nostrum alias dolorem sequi quia. Reiciendis temporibus similique maiores dolore aut. Ut et expedita voluptas nemo.

Career Advancement Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.2%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.8%
  • Evercore 01 98.2%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.6%
  • Banco Santander 01 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.8%
  • Morgan Stanley 05 98.2%
  • JPMorgan No 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

June 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (14) $434
  • Associates (43) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (13) $156
  • 1st Year Analyst (75) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (67) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
5
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
10
Linda Abraham's picture
Linda Abraham
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”