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Holy crap, if there is anything that I learned this weekend, aside from making sure a bank doesn't concentrate on deposits in a single, volatile industry, is that the VCs and asset managers who complained for the last 3 days are absolutely insufferable. If you didn't have access to your phone or the Internet, you're the real winner. The All-In Pod needs to be renamed the ALL-CAPS POD, and Ackman should clearly give up his hedge fund in pursuit of a Pulitzer because homie loves to write essays. Didn't realize the buy side was filled with so many baby back bitches.

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