1- You talk about being "Alpha" when, in fact, you are most likely Charlie or Bravo at best.
2- Rather than question societal norms, you do exactly what people expect of you...and in the best possible way.
3- You take pride in your GPA, and love to talk about it. Ugh.
4- You have been shaped by your parents and classmates more then you will ever shape yourself.
5- You take pride in being called a "Monkey".
6- Nobody actually cares where you went to school, or where you are from...this isn't the Hunger Games.
7- You are extremely talented, but you don't care. It's too scary to use your gifts, so keep smashing spreadsheets.
8- You look for opportunities to bring up what your Dad does, because you have little to no self-worth.
9- You take pride in being "smart", yet 90% of humans could do your job (whatever it is)- other things being equal.