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May 23, 2021 - 6:18pm

that is haram

أمنيتي الوحيدة: جنسي مثلي الجنس العربدة وقذف القضيب

I bear witness that there is no deity but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

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May 13, 2021 - 9:42pm

it is serious tbh. Getting a lil bit paranoid because I have been seeing so many stories on tiktok of baby mamas trapping the dads that clapped the cheeks

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  • Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
May 13, 2021 - 9:37pm

That's why you only fuck girls with endometriosis. No-no-no periods, no-no-no pregnancy.

May 13, 2021 - 9:47pm

If you get a solid 10/10 the best way to tie down a baddie is to have a child with her. After that no one else would want to mess with her.

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May 14, 2021 - 7:44am

Lol the amount of unwarranted smugness in this thread, you're not high value, you're just a loser who's afraid of women ("focusing on career")

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
May 14, 2021 - 11:44am

Don't fuck poor chicks - obviously I don't want to get my girlfriend preggers but that trust fund (hers not mine) removes a ton of stress. My personal financial plan also includes setting up trust funds for my future children in the next 3-5 years to remove that stress completely from my life.

May 14, 2021 - 12:31pm

It's a valid concern and the simple solution is not to have pre-marital sex. Anyone who wants to argue that you can't still have a good time with someone is outright lying to you.

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May 14, 2021 - 1:41pm

Pizz

Then how do people in porn do it? They seem to have a great time 

Birth control 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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May 14, 2021 - 4:13pm

condoms break dude im just scared, i dont want to get someone knocked up, im terrified

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May 14, 2021 - 4:19pm

i mean it kinda is. Being stuck with an ungrateful girl who spends all of your money, has no morals whatsover, is horrendous. Its depressing. You wont advance, ive seen it on tiktok, these women do this for fun. They trap you with the baby and there is nothing you can do. Its one of the worst things to happen to a man. Ill never have a sex until marriage. I cannot risk being tied up with a hood rat. NO.

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May 14, 2021 - 4:32pm

i dont want to make a lifelong mistake. I dont want hiv, i dont want herpes, i dont want anything like that. Im young and successful, and i dont want a hood rat or a bad women to destroy the american dream. I worked too hard for this. I worked too hard. I come from poverty. Imagind several years of hard work all destroyed because of a one night stand and being trapped with a hood rat. It happens all the time. You white dudes just dont take it seriously because it dosent happen in your elite circles. ITs a real issue and im fighting to stay in this economic class. I have to move smart and strategiclly.

May 14, 2021 - 4:42pm

lildurktwotone

i mean it kinda is. Being stuck with an ungrateful girl who spends all of your money, has no morals whatsover, is horrendous. Its depressing. You wont advance, ive seen it on tiktok, these women do this for fun. They trap you with the baby and there is nothing you can do. Its one of the worst things to happen to a man. Ill never have a sex until marriage. I cannot risk being tied up with a hood rat. NO.

Maybe you should hook up with marriage material instead of hood rats...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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May 14, 2021 - 4:46pm

the problem is its hard to control myself when im aroused and when shes touching the goods. I guess i have a crap ton of testosterone because I want to completely impale chicks when they want to exchange in gland to gland combat

May 14, 2021 - 6:01pm

The best answer then is not to put yourself in compromising situations to start with. Be very cautious who you let into your apartment room - I'd even recommend not allowing any girls (outside of immediate family) into your room if you see yourself being tempted easily. If you are at house parties stick to the living room area and be diligent in preventing yourself from becoming intoxicated or high.

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May 14, 2021 - 6:44pm

GLAND TO GLAND COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
May 14, 2021 - 4:17pm

Dude fucking relax. Use a condom. You know you're supposed to fill it up with water after right? Not to be a child or gross, but if there is a leak it will come out, then you go get some plan b. Did you have a family member knock some chick up or something? This level of anxiety regarding the most innate and primal male desire is not normal 

  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
May 15, 2021 - 12:07pm

The more I read your replies the more pathetic you come across holy shit dude. It's not fucking rocket science to not get a girl pregnant. Cum in her ass or on her face/tits/back. It's not this hard.

May 16, 2021 - 8:15am

Looks like the OP was deleted. This is simple. Always be prepared. Before my wife and I were together long term we had systems. condom, pull out WELL before any possibilities, and the pill too which she's religious about.

i know hormones are crazy but if you don't wrap it you're just asking for trouble. It really is easier than whoever OP is letting on. I was terrified too cause my mom drilled in me DONT GET ANYONE PREGNANT but after a couple times I realized it ain't hard to avoid it if you're careful

i don't understand why this is even a discussion, what's the question here?

May 14, 2021 - 5:09pm

It´s okay, we get it. If I were non-White, I would wish to be White, too. Miracle Whip Gang, unite!

...and the Truth shall set you free
May 14, 2021 - 6:04pm

Poor white people struggle with the same issues you've mentioned. Personally knew a few single moms. Youngest was 24 with 2 kids. Given her looks/personality I unfortunately think her bf used her and tossed her. 

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May 14, 2021 - 5:10pm

Yeah man, just chill. Smoke a doobie, or whatever it is you folks enjoy.

...and the Truth shall set you free
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May 17, 2021 - 8:26am

100k  is a lot of money except in maybe a few select places like Palo Alto and Manhattan.

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May 15, 2021 - 12:50pm

Pizz

How do people who have sex regularly not get pregnant then?

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Economist in Risk Mnmgt
May 15, 2021 - 1:18pm

What makes you think you're man enough to get someone pregnant!?  Your sperm is beyond beta kiddo...

May 16, 2021 - 2:29am

Take the advice from the movie Waiting.

(Monty's Mom) ". You are being safe aren't you? I don't think I could handle the idea of you reproducing."

(Ryan Reynolds) "Come on, mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out."

(Monty's Mom) "Yes, well your father pulled out too but we've all seen the tragic end of that story."

(Ryan Reynolds) "You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex."

(Monty's Mom) "If only I had been so lucky."

May 16, 2021 - 7:13pm

I recently had a buddy knock up a girl. They dated for over a year or two and were broken up for good about 6 months. (The chick is crazy). However, over Thanksgiving break they in the same town again and hooked up drunk. Chick said she was on birth control, but now she is pregnant. Now this guy has a kid coming this summer and is stuck with this chick likely for the rest of his life. It was an eye opener for me to play it safe. It is just not worth it.  

  • Analyst 1 in AM - Equities
May 16, 2021 - 7:59pm

Expecting MS from white-knights & simps, but am I the only one that gets grossed out when a girl is always using birth control methods when single (IUD, that ring thing, whatever fucking thing they insert into their arm). 

It just makes me think that they have slept with like 40+ guys in a 5 year period before me. Which means she probably is not wife material. 

Anybody feel the same? 

May 17, 2021 - 4:16am

Lol you know there're loads of medical reasons that girls use birth control which are completely unrelated to getting pregnant?

Also seems kinda unfair to judge a girl for thinking that she might have slept with some other guy, when presumably she's disclosing her birth control bc she's about to sleep with you...

May 19, 2021 - 9:16pm

Carter III

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

May 17, 2021 - 3:17am

I am also a minority. You have a right to be concerned. Only hook up/date high class women, preferably from racial/ethnic/cultural groups where they will be disowned for having a kid without marriage. That means no attractive poors.

May 17, 2021 - 12:08pm

Birth control exists and it's pretty damn effective. Plan b $50 a pop but you gotta do what you gotta do. Pull trig and hit CVS the next morning, no headache rest of day

May 19, 2021 - 9:22pm

Just wondering, with the anonymous feature, you can hover over the OP's name and see the amount of bananas and MS... this is technically a unique identifier, so if you wanted you could match up their banana/MS quantity when they didn't post anonymously. So its kind of weak anonymous, right?  

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Jun 8, 2021 - 6:47pm

Yeah you're right that is close to my ratio. How odd. Must be some glitch in the matrix.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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