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Awesome. Some traders is Chicago had signs in their windows saying "We are the 1%". I posted a pretty fucking obnoxious FB post a few days ago and was hoping it caused a shitstorm.

 

Wow man! That's really really creative!

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

so you were born in 1990, making you 21, still in college. And you are already earning enough money to make you the 1%.

Congrats.

no way kimosabe, this is my house now --Brennan Huff
 
DNOsaurso you were born in 1990, making you 21, still in college. And you are already earning enough money to make you the 1%.

Congrats.

BAHAHAHAHA

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

American Apparel used to sell them when the shirts were still cool and underground, but now they've become too mainstream.

 

Im a sophomore in HS, no income yet. Sorry for misleading you fools. I just want to get it to troll my mom as she HATES wall street with a passion for no reason really. I would never where that in public as I'd look dumb for saying im in the top 1% when I'm not and I might not make it out the subways alive seeing the huge presence these guys have in the subways near me. My family isn't even middle class so IDK why I have these bad views upon low income people. Maybe I've been reading too many post by ANT and MIDAS.

Goes off to do Physics HW w/ tail between legs

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BuysideIm a sophomore in HS, no income yet. Sorry for misleading you fools. I just want to get it to troll my mom as she HATES wall street with a passion for no reason really. I would never where that in public as I'd look dumb for saying im in the top 1% when I'm not and I might not make it out the subways alive seeing the huge presence these guys have in the subways near me. My family isn't even middle class so IDK why I have these bad views upon low income people. Maybe I've been reading too many post by ANT and MIDAS.

Goes off to do Physics HW w/ tail between legs

You can never read enough posts by Midas and I. People hate Wall Street because they think it is unfair. As if life is fair ever.

Stay strong my true American and one day soon you will be in the top 1%.

 
BuysideIm a sophomore in HS, no income yet. Sorry for misleading you fools. I just want to get it to troll my mom as she HATES wall street with a passion for no reason really. I would never where that in public as I'd look dumb for saying im in the top 1% when I'm not and I might not make it out the subways alive seeing the huge presence these guys have in the subways near me. My family isn't even middle class so IDK why I have these bad views upon low income people. Maybe I've been reading too many post by ANT and MIDAS.

Goes off to do Physics HW w/ tail between legs

So you're a 21 year old sophmore in high school? That may in fact may make you 1% of something.

no way kimosabe, this is my house now --Brennan Huff
 

YES. ABSOLUTELY. 100%. If you get one PM and I'm down. No. I am NOT kidding. In fact, I was thinking of renting a hotel room with a balcony overlooking their staging area to sling shit like a true monkey at them - I am not kidding. I will shit in a bag and throw it at them. Also, putting ketchup, mustard, mayo, pickles and relish in a bag and microwaving it for 30 seconds and throwing it off the balcony at them. Instant vomit!!!!

 

People started throwing shit at me when they realized I was a HS student. I love you guys too.

Learn Programming, Lectures by Professor Mehran Sahami for the Stanford Computer Science Department http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkMDCCdjyW8
 

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