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Oct 12, 2021 - 1:19pm

Yeah it was a pretty good documentary. I think part 2 and 3 were just made up though, but still funny.

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Oct 12, 2021 - 2:28pm

Playing craps at the MGM.ย  Got to Vegas about 8 hours earlier than the rest of the bachelor party of 12 (clichรฉ, I know)

Worked my way up about $10k sitting in front of me.

Rest of the drunken idiots start trickling in.ย ย 

Keep going for the next hour, adding about $2k more.

Last group comes in staggeringly drunk from NYC.ย  They are all itching to leave, I tell them to wait a couple of minutes while I finish up.ย  While I am talking to 2 of them, the third seriously drunken idiot takes my entire bankroll and puts it on Pass (and for some unknown reason, the Croupier and others miss this).ย  Mind you, I have not played the pass line since I was 13 years old.

Craps.

By the time, I realize what's going on, the staff has finally figured out what has happens and wants to ARREST my friend (groomsman AND Godfather to one of my children) and throw him in jail.ย 

I slowly turn to him, while telling the staff I'm OK with this to avoid his ass being thrown in jail, and whisper in his ear.ย  "You owe me $15k".

6 hours later, 2 bottles of DOM, dozens of women in the adult establishment lining up and more Johnny Walker Blue than I can remember, the $20k-ish bill comes due.ย  He pays it.

The next morning he comes down for breakfast pissed off wanting to know how he spent $20k at the club the night before.

He did not remember any of it.

Vegas, baby.

Namaste.

D.O.U.G.

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Oct 12, 2021 - 4:29pm

One time in Vegas, I was invited to a wine tasting/networking party at Mandalay Bay rooftop Foundation Room at 8pm... I was 21 and was feeling good that night. Once 11pm rolled around it was normal lounge/club hours. That night I met a modeling agent who was 52 yrs old... She was flirty and I gamed on her until 4am roaming the hotel dancing and went back to her hotel with her friend who was the same age or something.. she also found a younger guy too. Next morning we wake up around 9am and she toasted me a pop tart and sent me off to the elevator with the most dreamy eyes I've seen by a "woman" ...could of been my sugar mommy guys..ย 

Oct 12, 2021 - 6:01pm

bumped in to British guy on the strip > put me on to coke dealer > 2 Mexican cholos come to my room in the cosmo > offered 2 lines of good stuff vs rocket fuel > took the strong stuff > was rolling around the hotel room after this > tried to get the cab driver to take us to the desert so we could shoot his gun on the way to Fremont street > bouncers caught me boffing coke in omnia, confiscated > back at the cosmo casino I was trying to recruit some astrophysicist that was working at NASA or some shit cos I was at a BB at the time (cringggeeee - I was clearly twisted out of my mind). he gave me his business card and asked if I wanted to party at his room with his friends (I think he was probably gay)

weirdly I met a bunch of girls from my city around 7 years ago in ibiza, got the nicest shawtys number, then when I was at the cosmos LV a few years later, they were all sitting at the pool there too... small world.ย 

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Oct 12, 2021 - 6:29pm

I'm going in December for the first time.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Oct 12, 2021 - 8:20pm

Didn't do anything too crazy. Went for the first time maybe a month ago, saw Martin Garrix at Omnia which was fucking nuts. Met some canadians that got us onto the pit dance floor thing and we all smoked cigs right in front of the DJ set-up, probably 10 feet from the front. No bouncer kicked us out or anything, and the bathroom attendant lit our cigs for us in the bathroom.ย 

Next time I go, I'm definitely taking more advantage of pool clubs and tables/bottles. It was an awesome time.

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