Wow, you guys made a thread about me because of that? Should I take this as a compliment? I feel really special. Lighten up geez. It's a dawg eat dawg world.

It's a dawg eat dawg world.
 

I won't comment on your posts, but everytime i see "It's a dawg eat dog world.", for some reason, I am incredibly bothered.

It's likely a combination of its cliche, overuse (in all your posts), spelling of "dawg", and the fact that it's in bold makes it stick out.

please stop lol.

 

coz you know normally, it should be a "dawgie fuck bush world" but because George Bush is such a dawg, and dawgie is a douchebag, George Bush will eventually fuck Dawgie.

the play on words should be noted here. I have used "bush" and "Bush" do differentiate between a vagina and a dick (wow, another play on word. here, i have equated George Bush with a dick, which in north america symbolizes a bad man, a very bad man.)

 

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