GIRL FRIEND HELP, a playa needs help

Ok,

My girlfriend likes to buy a LOT of books. The problem is she only reads them like one time then never reads them again.It's costing hundreds of dollars plus we have to find a place to put them all. Is there something like a Blockbuster for books that will rent her books that she can read then return?

 
General Disarray:
Yea it's called a library.

LOL

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General Disarray:
Also, let her know...having fun isn't hard when you have a library card.

I can't believe that you just made an Arthur quote, and that I just got it. wtf

 
MeNeverSleeps:
who gives a flying fuck dude, stop wasting space

This coming from a guy who just posted a WSO rocks thread.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 
monty09:
why is she not cooking? only books women should read are cook books..

Excellent point. Probably should also be brushing up on some mothering skills, just in case I decide to pass my seed along.

Yeah, it's called the library and it's better than Blockbuster because it is free and not bankrupt.

Regards

jk ladies

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
LLcoolJ:
how did you retards miss the huge trollface.jpg??

Looks like The Mask to me, not a troll.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Get an IPad. Books there cost $9.99.

Just be sure to not bring it to analyst training, for you could leave training to go take a nap while leaving your IPad secure, and come back and it be stolen...

 
eyelikecheese:
Get an IPad. Books there cost $9.99.

Just be sure to not bring it to analyst training, for you could leave training to go take a nap while leaving your IPad secure, and come back and it be stolen...

Someone sounds bitter...like they're speaking from experience, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Hell yes I'm bitter. iPad was $800 with everything I purchased with it. The only thing I really cared about was all my purchased books that I would love to read again more than anything, are gone forever. Making the switch back to physical reading is quite and inconvenience and intolerable

I hope everyone gets to experience the personal nature of an iPad as well as the conveince of wanting a book and just spending 5 seconds purchasing it and downloading it to an e-reader. Greatest convenience in life to those who seek knowledge

 

What I can't figure out is what all the fuss is about reading. I've never got into it...at least not books, but that probably has to do with my undiagnosed case of ADHD. Maybe I should get checked out because I am beginning to feel disadvantaged.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
clownfish:
Hey guys, I have a quick question. I go to Suffolk Community College and have a 1.1 GPA in Communications. What are my chances of working at Goldman in the FIT group?

You are much more likely to get shit thrown at you.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

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