HELP! My boss won't give me money!!! what to do???
HI guys, hope that you can help me. i am doing an intern in research at a new financial services company like Citigroup. it is a lot better than my last job in financial services which really suck. anyways, my company asked me to do some research on telco. i use google, but finded very little free informations, but i finded lots of reports that are exactly what my boss wants to see. the reports are very expensive but i know that the Citi can get the reports for free. so anyway, i bought the report, like 4 or 5 of them, and altogther it costed me about $8000, which is the limit to my credit card...
when i ask my boss how to get reimbursed for the money, he said that if i want to use research report, i need to use the citis online system for access. he said theres no way to file the money request. so i ask him to give me the money since he has a lot more money than me and i have none, but he said no. anyway, what can i do to get back the money????? please help me, i really need the money because right now i have none!!! i tried to tell me credit card company to give back the money, but it is citi card so they wont help me... i maybe will sue the citi, will this work???? how can i sue them but not lose my job??? please help, thanks!!!!
Mod note (Andy): Throwback Thursday - this originally went up June 2009
Blumie, you are hilarious dude. How do you come up with this stuff?
bump
I will send 10 bucks
Just give me your account information and I'll wire you the money.
SAVE BLUMIE
I hope this is a joke
hilarious...blumie, one of your best yet.
You can't make this shit up! LOL
If not, he needs to be!
blumie's back..haha
You can always count on blumie for a good laugh when times are tough...
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love this stuff
I'm making it up as I go along.
"a new financial services company like citi"
hilarious. Gave me a good chuckle
lol. How could people hate this guy? 10/10 would read again.
I literally burst out laughing. Perhaps you can revive leveragedsellout with your future posts...
When I saw the heading "HELP! My boss won't give me money!!! what to do???" I imediately became excited.
This is freaking hilarious!! Best one in a long time that I have read, lol!
another classic... make more!
Fantastic!!!
Really deserves a better status within the WSO community!!!
The best quotes...
'I am doing an intern in research at a new financial services company like citigroup...'
'so i ask him to give me the money since he has a lot more money than me and i have none, but he said no.'
'i tried to tell me credit card company to give back the money, but it is citi card so they won`t help me... i maybe will sue the citi...how can i sue them but not lose my job???'
Its good, but his previous posts were better.
His first one was actually coherent english: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/hot-car-but-no-hot-girl-help
But my absolute favorites are his french girl/gf posts: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/do-french-girls-have-lots-of-std http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/help-do-i-have-girlfriend-now
And check out his replies to bankerchic's question: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/what-career-would-put-you-in-the-…
those are soooo gold. I just laughed out loud in the office reading them again. everyone looked at me like I was crazy, thanks blumie!
Oh god thanks hahahaha this is hilarious
lol
LMFAO. Citi=weak
tmi
And LondonE1 returns. This thread just got a whole lot more interesting.
Or have you already been fired?
Why is everyone busting a nut over this? I think its retarded. The one about timing his arrival at work so he could drive his dads car past her while she was leaving was faaaaar better.
hahahahhahahahhaha
oh my god...this is wonderful
I am just waiting for a follow-up from blumie on this thread...you know its coming!!
borat?!
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"Nicely done! On par with LSO,"- Duke University student "Hilarious..!!"- British man
I have read a lot about LondonE1
I wonder why is he so vilified so much on the boards around here?
BrownMan just do a quick search on his threads in this board and you'll get to know this legend.
So good.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You. Are. Awesome.
blumie is an indian bot
^ How do you know?
hahaha. hilarious.
lmao
I hope this is a joke
"i am doing an intern in research"
First thing that poped into my mind, "who the fuck wants to fuck a banker chick?"
dude, i am sorry to hear that... you were not supposed to buy those and were supposed to use citi system to acquire reports.
Sorry to say but it is your fault that Citi won't pay for your research. Before spending anything, you should have talked to your boss about the dilemma that you're having with your research. And, if you're suing just make sure that you are ready to lose your job.
sick bump bro
hahhahahahaha... i just went through those prior links and this guys a comedian..you should steal your bosses credit card, pay off your credit card debt, and buy french strippers! trifecta
http://www.legalzoom.com/everyday-law/workplace/can-you-sue-your-boss
Just follow these steps.. You'll get through this!
hahahaha golden
Thanks Andy for the bump. This is hilarious!
hahahah this is amazing. Just everything about it... Priceless.
He can get his money back.
Money is Serious Business.
for all the trolls out there, this is how you're supposed to do it
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