Out of the 100+ SA at my firm this past summer, the only hot girls (all 4 of them) in the class either went to other banks or didn't get a return offer. This is depressing because now I will be stuck looking at tall, pimple faced losers and super basic nerdy chicks for the next 2 years. Any similar situations?
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Maybe the issue is because you are a "Bottom Boy"
is this serious? you're depressed because you don't get to see "hot girls" at work? i don't know you, but you seem like the epitome of a beta male. grow some.
I take it you both are either in the closet or do not know anything about women.. No one wants to discuss boring work and exit ops for 16+ hours
Obviously, you should rescind your acceptance and follow the hot ones to the bank they went to.
You could supplement your daily routine with a hot chick physical trainer.
Who's Taking Down all the Hotties? (Originally Posted: 04/30/2012)
Those girls in West Village, Williamsburg, Wrigleyville...I don't know, wherever those confident, independent babes are roaming these days. Who's taking them down? Are they entrepreneurs, male models?
It's scary. My analyst class doesn't smack a thing.
I'm starting to realize that the correlation between my excel skills and mack game isn't exactly strong and positive, and something's gotta change.
Do I need to be a Tiger and drive to an Upstate Denny's?
Don't get me wrong, I've had my nights, but if my career/life goal shifts from max dough to max ass, where should I be focussing my efforts?
A retail startup like Warby Parker or Saturdays NYC? An urban farm? A boutique gym in Midtown?
I want to be able to show up in Barcelona, Montreal, Melbourne, or Kyoto and say, "babe, i'm cool, you and me - let's do this".
And for the record...the AV industry - he's not huge, but he's not small either.
Thanks monkeys
P.S. Stephen Ridley, what's your tally since you left banking?
if you have to post a thread like this you are already doomed bro
u gotta move to megafund PE brah those guise takin down all the hottiez
Asking WSO is obviously the first step. You are well on your way to greatness
hahhhaha
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I'm preeeeeeeetty sure this is a troll post...
The op is obviously a troll post. Allow me to respond accordingly:
Hot girls love bad boy rockstars. Ergo to enhance your Sex* appeal thou ought to appear at Arlenes Grocery for their Rock n Roll Karaoke! every Monday and Friday no fail starting tonight and belt out your best impressions of the Crazy Train, Highway to Hell, Born to be Wild and Pour Some Sugar on Me. Or if you live in Chicago, Stanley Pubs and Kitchen in Lincoln Park has a similar event every Sunday.
If you keep doing this for a few months, the girls will be all over you. But by then you will be too absorbed into your newly found Rockstardom to care much for them.
*(and drugs and Rock n Roll)
Professional athlete. I hear they do well.
I know this is probably a Troll post but rofl
upstate denny's is where it's at brah. let me know when u wanna hit it up, we can carpool.
I can count on those Harvard and Yale grads texting those chubby workhorses from rich families.
Shit, i have all this dough - I'm a mega-fund PE guy. Oh wait, fly girl didn't even take a second look.
Those Point Dexters are the reason I want to leave banking. I was never a geek, but hangin' around those guys, gosh, talk about a path to bad sex.
My stats:
Don't matter
Above average troll, I'd say B+.
Thats well below the academic average here.
they all drunk at my mansion party bro
i can attest to this..we had my album launch at Swagon's last night...bitches were Wilin'
I mean seriously, what's the pre-pre-MBA path?
violin lessons > chess club > math tutor > yale > excel > excel > smokeshows
Don't think so, unless Rosetta Stone teaches the language of love.
Damn, i hate fat chicks. Who the hell would want to go to Harvard or Yale and then to Microsoft Excel?
Have they ever popped a cherry? Geez, call the doctor, Johnson ain't wakin' up
u hate fat chicks?
damn bro guess u cant join our pack hunts.
Gotta be an entrepreneur yo. Thanks for helpin' me out WSO.
But if I get into a top 10, what are the exit ops? Can i get blondes and brunettes post MBA? And after that, can i get into a Corporate Strategy group at an F500?
What if I want to eat lunch at a cafe on Saturday? Shit, i gotta do Excel.
Remember, IB + MBA + PE = cruisin'. Oh wait, it don't cut it no more. Zuck's stackin' 50 bills.
Watch me shine monkeys
how bout your local high school, just pull up in a mustang w/ matching mullett.
Tom Petty did it. Let's ask him how many he had after that Super Bowl performance.
Only way out for OP stick to excel modelling -> become a rainmaker -> models & bottles :)
I applaud your choice of username, you gay, gay man.
Was that directed at me? If so I am glad someone got the reference. Justin Long made that movie with his 5 minutes screen time.
An instant classic, my favorite dialogue:
Brandon: I'm an actor. Zack Brown: Wow! That's really impressive. Brandon: Thank you. Zack Brown: Fucking movies? Brandon: Fucking movies. Pretty much. Zack Brown: Look at you! Anything I've seen? What movies? Brandon: Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts. Zack Brown: All-male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross"? Like that? Brandon: Like "Glen and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock and drop their hairy nuts in his eager mouth." Zack Brown: [stunned] ... is that like a sequel? Brandon: Sort of. It's a reimagining. Zack Brown: Oh, like "The Wiz". Brandon: More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact. Zack Brown: I apologize in advance if I'm out of line here, but are you in gay porn? Brandon: Guilty as charged.
A classic, one for the ages my man.
A classic indeed, my friend! I hope Justin Long can do a spin off movie based on this character. That would be awesome. Now you better shut your mouth or I am gonna f... it!
lmao I agree 100%
illest cats in the game. I was at Swagon's party, remember? We tripled up on that little blonde thing by the pool
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