How do I spend my fat sign-on bonus?

Analyst 1 in IB - Ind

I'm talking EB money. 22 years old, single and got 4 months to kill.

Alpha suggestions only please

Comments (13)

Dec 4, 2019

No alphas say alpha. Or need suggestions. Or need to brag.

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  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
Dec 4, 2019

Exactly
Also who the fuck brags about 15K?

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
Dec 4, 2019

I came here for suggestions, not for you two shmucks to circle-jerk so you can feel better about your self-righteous lives

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  • Prospect in Other
Dec 4, 2019

Curious what the post tax sign-on bonus for EBs and BBs are

  • Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
Dec 4, 2019

16k

  • Prospect in Other
Dec 4, 2019

Is that for full time?

Dec 4, 2019

Not sure but you should go onto an investment banking forum where a bunch of other people are in similar positions (but more advanced in their career) and flex, though.

Dec 4, 2019

15k one day navy seal program at Four seasons Hawaii. Oozes alpha

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Funniest
Dec 4, 2019

Too easy.

Step 1: rent a private island for a weekend.

Step 2: human traffic in a man

Step 3: hunt said man with a bow and arrow

Repeat until satisfied. Might make you numb to life's other thrills. Bring hookers and blow too.

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  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Dec 6, 2019

Username checks out

  • Associate 2 in IB-M&A
Dec 5, 2019
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