How do I spend my fat sign-on bonus?
I'm talking EB money. 22 years old, single and got 4 months to kill.
Alpha suggestions only please
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No alphas say alpha. Or need suggestions. Or need to brag.
Exactly Also who the fuck brags about 15K?
I came here for suggestions, not for you two shmucks to circle-jerk so you can feel better about your self-righteous lives
Curious what the post tax sign-on bonus for EBs and BBs are
16k
Is that for full time?
Not sure but you should go onto an investment banking forum where a bunch of other people are in similar positions (but more advanced in their career) and flex, though.
15k one day navy seal program at Four seasons Hawaii. Oozes alpha
Too easy.
Step 1: rent a private island for a weekend.
Step 2: human traffic in a man
Step 3: hunt said man with a bow and arrow
Repeat until satisfied. Might make you numb to life's other thrills. Bring hookers and blow too.
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