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Always amazing what people do. Ice was girl shit when it came out. I would laugh at someone who tried making me drink that piss.

 

hey not saying I've done it but I feel if people got into it, icing could be pretty funny. e.g. knowitallanalyst goes to the bathroom, comes back to his desk and locks his eyes on the Smirnoff ice with the tag "get on your knees and drink like a dirty slut" Of course as he is doing it the VP walks past and instead of making him packs up..HE GIVES HIM ANOTHER ICE.

 

"'Yes, I'm doing this. But I am NOT a douchebag.' Well, you are. You are a HUGE douche."

Haha, great article Cart :-p

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Got iced for the first time tonight. Looked at the dude who iced me (not really a friend) and said "go fuck yourself" and poured the ice on the floor. Pretty sure I won that one.

Needless to say, I'm not a fan of the whole icing thing.

 
jimbrowngoUGot iced for the first time tonight. Looked at the dude who iced me (not really a friend) and said "go fuck yourself" and poured the ice on the floor. Pretty sure I won that one.

Needless to say, I'm not a fan of the whole icing thing.

Next to beating his ass, that is pretty much the meanest response to ANYTHING I have hear in a while.

 
JohnnyCageNext to beating his ass, that is pretty much the meanest response to ANYTHING I have hear in a while.

What really pissed me off the most was that a group of us were talking about it beforehand (I have a few friends that border on "lax bro" status) and some think it's hilarious, some think it's stupid. Needless to say, I think it's stupid and I said I would refuse to do it if anyone iced me... went to the bathroom, came back and the kid iced me. Was just doing it to get a rise out of everyone and test me, so I had to show him I wasn't messing around.

 

Yes it has hit the street. A guy on the floor just got iced a few days ago.

"Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, for knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA."
 

Would have made a bigger statement if you'd just taken it, looked him in the eye, and poured it on the floor. That's how a REAL alpha does it.

;p

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I didn't know people were actually doing this for real. When I saw the site I honestly thought it was satire, and funny satire at that...I thought it was an ingenious show of mockery.

It seems I've given them way too much credit, I'm just now finding out that, no, nobody made this up, it's just something that homos actually have done and are doing.

Heartbreaking world that we live in.

 

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