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Nov 9, 2010

Bernie's Prison Rape Fund

Nov 9, 2010

I just think Lou Bacon should have called his Moore Bacon Capital instead

Nov 9, 2010

Ne Plus Ultra
The Kraken
Confirmed
Second Dawn
Strike

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Nov 9, 2010

MechaSoros Fund Management

Nov 9, 2010

Collossus Capital Management

Nov 10, 2010

The Meat Hammer Fund

Partners In Maximizing Profits (PIMP) Capital

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Nov 9, 2010

Punani Partners

Nov 9, 2010

CREAM CAPITAL

Nov 9, 2010
monty09:

CREAM CAPITAL

Love it. SB for your efforts

Nov 9, 2010

Chiang, Vayner, and Co.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Nov 9, 2010

Pacific Trident Global

Nov 9, 2010

Dannerskjold Fund

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Nov 9, 2010

Humorous Idea:
IFIYFO (I'm fucking in you're fucking out) Capital Management

Real Idea:
Red Cliff Capital

Some of my favorites from the real world:
The Children's Fund (brilliant way to dodge heat by making it sound like a charity)
Blackstone-just sounds badass

Nov 9, 2010

Well, one choice would be Frieds & Company (with Frieds being substituted for my actual last name). I've always like that whole "& Co." type name.

If I felt like an homagey time name, I would go with Voodoo Capital Management in honor of Zimbabwe Ben, Turbo Timmeh and The Krugmanites (They are like deadites but far worse). The other homage would be TUEA (Teachers Union Extortion Association) Capital Management, with a 10 and 50 structure and no watermarks in the least bit, and my clients would like it because, like the NJEA, it's all about making sure you invest in your children's mediocre future while funding my fat paycheck.

The other choice I would seriously consider using, besides Frieds & Company, is Storm Peak Capital Management.

Nov 9, 2010

Pimps'R'Us Capital Management

Nov 9, 2010

Cell Block Capital Management

tag line: Rapin' bitches so you don't have to!

Regards

Nov 9, 2010

Enron Capital Management

Best Response
Nov 9, 2010

Short Term Capital Management

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

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Nov 18, 2013
Nouveau Richie:

Short Term Capital Management

brilliant

Nov 9, 2010

Would MOUNT OLYMPUS CAPITAL MANAGEMENT be to cocky?

mount olympus is known as the home of the gods...

Nov 9, 2010
New Yorker:

Would MOUNT OLYMPUS CAPITAL MANAGEMENT be to cocky?

mount olympus is known as the home of the gods...

Not too cocky, just a bit cliche: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/greek-god-th...

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Nov 9, 2010
New Yorker:

Would MOUNT OLYMPUS CAPITAL MANAGEMENT be to cocky?

mount olympus is known as the home of the gods...

What do you think of Arachne Capital Management or Icarus & Associates?

Nov 9, 2010

MAD

Mercury, Apollo & Diana Capital Management

Nov 9, 2010

Justin Bieber & Co

Nov 9, 2010

Banana Stand LLC

Nov 9, 2010

Mid-term Capital Management

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

Nov 10, 2010

Spacedock General Partnership

Nov 10, 2010

Super Investor League

Nov 10, 2010

League of Extraordinary Investors

Nov 18, 2013
Max Tucker:

League of Extraordinary Investors

League of Investors Extraordinaire (LIE)

Nov 18, 2013

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Nov 10, 2010

Podunk Limited Partners

Nov 10, 2010

Kanto Partners

Nov 10, 2010
squirtlez:

Kanto Partners

Which city is the major Finance city in Kanto? I'm thinking Saffron or Celadon.

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Nov 10, 2010

Madoff Tourre and Company

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Nov 10, 2010
Nouveau Richie:

Madoff Tourre and Company

Madoff Tourre Kiervel & Co. I like

Nov 10, 2010

Stone Pine Creek Green Tree Hill Blue Point Castle Bay Capital Management Value Partners Offshore LLC

Nov 10, 2010

@ New Yorker - What is your goal?

Nov 10, 2010
Luke709:

@ New Yorker - What is your goal?

Crap. He's probably trademarked all those names by now.

Nov 10, 2010

Big meech Capital or Larry Hoover partners.

Nov 10, 2010

agree on the The Children comment, it sounds kinda nice too,
also like the & co. thing but it's better suited for a merchant bank/pe fund
since it's a hf it has to end in capital management
then i'd pick a nice place name, like a beach or a mountain (avoid boring, gay and/or fail places)...
and there you got a hf name ... don't use your name unless you're well known in the industry or are old money.

finally add some spices like
offshore value strategic long short special situations arbitrage oportunity fund (thx ehf3...)

avoid the blacksomething name, way too ghetto

Nov 10, 2010

Longsword Rudiger Capital Management

Nov 10, 2010

Marrys, Poppin, Dooby, Twins Capital Management

Nov 11, 2010

Cool Whip Fund Management

Nov 18, 2013

This needs to be brought back...this one is easy. World Star Asset Management

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Nov 18, 2013

I somehow missed this thread over the past three years. SB's to the first person who gets the reference:

Boomstick Capital Management

Dec 15, 2013
Gray Fox:

I somehow missed this thread over the past three years. SB's to the first person who gets the reference:

Boomstick Capital Management

To answer that one, and that's only because I haven't been following old threads over a very long time - the answer to that ties back to what I said about the Krugmanites being worse than deadites.

Now here's the question, did you get that gorgeous American Made twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, with its a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and hair trigger at S-Mart? Did you Shop Smart?

Dec 16, 2013
Frieds:
Gray Fox:

I somehow missed this thread over the past three years. SB's to the first person who gets the reference:

Boomstick Capital Management

To answer that one, and that's only because I haven't been following old threads over a very long time - the answer to that ties back to what I said about the Krugmanites being worse than deadites.

Now here's the question, did you get that gorgeous American Made twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, with its a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and hair trigger at S-Mart? Did you Shop Smart?

Not only did I shop Smart, I shopped S-Mart

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Nov 18, 2013

AlphaZero Capital Management
GreyStone
Dodgin Cocks
Alcatraz Investments

Nov 18, 2013
New Yorker:

Let's hear all the witty/clever/serious/unoriginal ideas you have.

Jedi Temple

Nov 18, 2013

TBTF- Too Big to Fail

Nov 18, 2013

Jabroni & Co. LLC

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Nov 29, 2013

Goodman's Sex Asset Management
Solo's Fund Management

I love my bananas!

Nov 29, 2013

Surprised nobody has posted this yet; www.hedgefundnamegenerator.com

Nov 29, 2013

Rock Pond Capital
Stone Lake Capital
Oak Bench Capital
Gunna Be Awesum, Trust Me Capital
Random Town Name Capital

Dec 1, 2013

WolfPack Management LLC

Dec 1, 2013

Morning wood capital

Dec 1, 2013

Poon City Partners

Dec 2, 2013

Kung Pow Chicken Capital Advisors

Dec 2, 2013

BlackPebble - Get all the ESL asian kids and tell them Blackstone and BlackRock are just nicknames for my firm.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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Dec 7, 2013

A good amount of hedge fund names a) make no sense to the average person ex: Raptor Evolution, Capitalist-pig Asset Management, Greenlight or b) induce face-palm ex: Man Group, SAC Capital, Genius Hedge Fund or c) lack creativity as they are named after objects, rocks, lakes, landmarks, etc ex: LTCM, Rockledge Capital, Passport Capital, Pershing Square, or d) hedge funds using the managers initials/last name followed by capital. My potential names would include:
Variations of my name:
DTL Partners
D. Lou Investment Group
Objects: Fork Capital, Spoon Capital, Plate Partners, Cup Capital, Faucet Capital, Lamp Capital, Calculator Capital, Note-card Capital, Keyboard Capital, Blanket Capital, Pillow Capital, iPad Capital, Ceiling Fan Blade Capital, Monitor Stand Capital
Lack Creativity: Large Mountain Capital, Blue Sky Capital, Green Grass Capital, Black Asphalt Capital, Time Square Capital, 1+1=2 Capital, Yellow Egg Yolk Capital, Warm Blanket Capital, While Polar Bear Investments
Make no sense: Colossal Squid Capital, Green Lantern Investments, Schwarzenegger's Bicep Capital, Obamacare Asset Management, Protein Capital
Induce face-palm: ASS Partners, EMO Group, BRO Group, Ho Group and Yo Capital BS Capital, Girl Group, Kids Group, Woman Group, Hedge Fund, LLC

Dec 18, 2013

Mobius Capital Management (with umlaut above the "o")

Dec 18, 2013

Two By Twenty Funds

Dec 21, 2013

Shylock Credit Partners

Colourful TV, colourless Life.

Dec 21, 2013

The BSDs

Mar 9, 2014

Stratton Oakmont, Knight is Back?
or maybe "Algos gone wild" if it's a quantitative thing...

Mar 9, 2014

Yoda Capital Management

Slogan: "Grow, we must."

Mar 10, 2014

Waterbridge Associates LP

Mar 10, 2014

@"Going Concern" +1 for Jabroni & Co. LLC haha

Mar 11, 2014

Haiku Capital. Ideas pitched only in 5-7-5 theses

Mar 13, 2014

Muffin Capital

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Mar 13, 2014

Ballarin, Hollarin & Slumin Capital Management.

Mar 13, 2014

Shot Callin' Capital - Straight Ballin' Capital - Bladez Fund - D & A & L & P & B & J & K & Co. - Wolf Pack Capital - Fluffy Kitty - Capital Etc & Etc & Co. I like this game.

Mar 15, 2014

Lord LIBOR Capital Management

Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

Mar 16, 2014
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