""Colorado is reconsidering its decision to legalize recreational pot following the deaths of dozens due to marijuana overdoses.
According to a report in the Rocky Mountain News, 37 people were killed across the state on Jan. 1, the first day the drug became legal for all adults to purchase. Several more are clinging onto life in local emergency rooms and are not expected to survive.
"It's complete chaos here," says Dr. Jack Shepard, chief of surgery at St. Luke's Medical Center in Denver. "I've put five college students in body bags since breakfast and more are arriving every minute.
"We are seeing cardiac arrests, hypospadias, acquired trimethylaminuria and multiple organ failures. By next week the death toll could go as high as 200, maybe 300. Someone needs to step in and stop this madness. My god, why did we legalize marijuana? What were we thinking?"""
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/01/02/marijuana-overdoses-kill-37-in-color…
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THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN GOD DAMMIT
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I knew lol, just wanted to see reactions. way to spoil it!
was about to MS you.
An autopsy of a pot overdose? C'mon.
Lol @ whoever gave me MS
lol not me
LOL
Nooo Jesse Pinkman
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