The Art of manliness WHEN IS ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO CRY?

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When would it be allowed and socially ok?

The list is obviously short.

  1. Winning the Super Bowl (the first time, any subsequent times - no)
  2. Birth or death of a son

I think that is about it. Any other emotional moments should be met in silence or swearing.

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Dec 29, 2018

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Dec 29, 2018

**addition to your list***
3. If I punched you in the face, you'll definitely bawl
Pretty solid logic overall

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Dec 29, 2018

When your PM/MD yells at you at work

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Dec 30, 2018

Whenever you want to!

Dec 31, 2018

ngl I can cry anytime during the day if i watch Yondu's death in the guardians of the galaxy

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Dec 31, 2018

I thought "tragic death of your dog" was one of them.

Dec 31, 2018

Funerals and the Grand Canyon.

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Dec 31, 2018

The final scene of Hoosiers

Dec 31, 2018

When you step on your dick.

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Jan 17, 2019

The worst is when you accidentally sit on your balls

Dayman?

Jan 16, 2019
famejranc:
  1. Winning the Super Bowl (the first time, any subsequent times - no)
  2. Birth or death of a son

3- Birth of a daughter

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Jan 16, 2019
famejranc:

When would it be allowed and socially ok?

The list is obviously short.

  1. Winning the Super Bowl (the first time, any subsequent times - no)
  2. Birth or death of a son

I think that is about it. Any other emotional moments should be met in silence or swearing.

Cool, "intern."

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Jan 16, 2019
famejranc:

When would it be allowed and socially ok?

The list is obviously short.

  1. Winning the Super Bowl (the first time, any subsequent times - no)
  2. Birth or death of a son

I think that is about it. Any other emotional moments should be met in silence or swearing.

You're on the wrong site

Jan 16, 2019

When you miraculously achieve a no-wipe dump after Indian/Mexican food

Jan 16, 2019

Just fucking cry when you need to don't perpetuate this culture of bottling it all up inside and letting it manifest itself in more insidious ways.

Just wait until you're alone and cry it out. Fuck you all try too hard

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Jan 16, 2019

this guy seriously sounds like accounting major

Jan 16, 2019

What is this

Jan 16, 2019

Super Bowl? As a player, maybe. As a fan, fuck no.

Jan 16, 2019